Sometimes, it's easier to complain or do stupid things because it's what makes life fun.
Like, the worst thing is when someone tries to offer their two cents to help when it's like, I'm a broken person who really enjoys being broken and having unsolvable problems that make me relatable, so just let me be, OKAY?!?!?!
So just let me sit here and wallow in my sadness and anger without doing anything about it because it's just way easier to complain than to actually do something about my problems, okay?!
It's like, no matter how many times I promise myself I'll do better and make better decisions, nothing ever changes, so just let me live, okay?!
Remy from Ratatouille is the hero we all need and deserve, so just let me enjoy it without bringing capitalism into this again, please!!!!
It's like, yes, actually, my horoscope says that Venus is in its third revolution around the sun, which means, as a Virgo, that YES I should be getting mood swings, okay? It's so typical for Geminis to be this dismissive.
It's just more work and more unnecessary money spent on gifts. It's like, no, thank you, but I will not participate in this.
I've already got my own problems to worry about, and I refuse to add to my plate!!
Same with that last dog actors tweet. Like, I've got my own problems to worry about without worrying about no gummy bears...
I'd rather leave the sweet memories of me watching Scooby-Doo and his dysfunctional friends untouched by your analysis, k thanks!
I just got here and I don't know how. I swear, it was Siri. I'm the victim in this whole situation. I'm BEING FRAMED!!!
Like, PLEASE, we didn't asked to be attacked like this!
I'm gonna die anyway, so you can't stop me from enjoying a large fry with my Big Mac!!!!
I just hope I don't somehow end up in the same bathroom as this person ever, because damn.
Technically, you're not totally lying, because that is part of the snack, and it's the healthy part, sooo I don't see an issue here...
I love a good food combination that I've never thought of before. It truly excites my taste buds so much. But NO, we are not about to try this.
You're acting like I'm not here anyway, so I'll just disappear. BYE.
Like, I just came in to smell some bath bombs and maybe get some free samples, but DAMN GIRL CAN I LIVE?!?!?
I've never watched those movies, but I heard great things. Live your most authentic life and do you, boo boo.
I won't ask for the recipe or how this tastes. I'm gonna pick my battles. Good bye.
Again, not gonna ask how this tastes. I just hope she has a long, prosperous marriage.
Imagine all the wisdom and stories they share together. True relationship goals, tbh.
