Ever since The Matrix came out, some people have refused to stop telling us that we live in a computer simulation.
But in all honesty, our world isn't as clean and orderly as the one in that movie. Nope, what we're living through right now is more like a chaotic, open-world video game.
And if these pics are any indication, our game is a 6/10 at best.
So it's less that New York is so wild that nobody bats an eye at a peacock, and more that everyone's not that impressed that he paid extra.
Incidentally, this is what I'm gonna believe every newscaster is doing from now on until they prove otherwise.
At least that means the weatherperson is in the clear.
They could have patched this reflection bug soon after release, but some things are funny enough that you just have to leave them in.
It's even harder to stay on topic and not mumble at the floor when everyone's laughing because they think you've peed yourself.
I'm sure watching people petting purses and calling them good boys was hilarious to the developers, but do they realize how sad it is when someone tries to walk one of them?
I don't know whether he hacked the laws or he hacked the pizza to make it walk and talk, but we'll find out if he eats it.
Obviously, the game reverted back to an earlier version where the dog's hair was like this.
That can happen when the game forgets it loaded the "run away event" and glitched her back to the house.
Or that another family took her in and she ran away from them, too? Ha, that's one's even crazier.
Ooh, maybe this unlocks a secret quest where you scrape gum off people's desks in exchange for all the balls on the roof! Exciting!
Otherwise, I think it's like the chickens in the Legend of Zelda, where every cat just chases you forever if you attack one.
In other words, I think she just painted that on him because unless she's a werewolf or something, those are way too big to be scratches.
They were, of course, but the only way a Matrix-like simulation works is if everyone stays blissfully ignorant of it.
Wait a minute...oops.
I guess we shouldn't really be surprised that there's some kind of connection between the Devil and overpriced bloomin' onions.
This better not turn out to be one of those fake secrets that one kid we all knew (whose uncle totally worked at Nintendo) kept lying about.
I mean, what's the alternative? That they had already gotten so drunk they didn't realize this tasted nothing like alcohol?
That's just silly.
I mean, these giant feet would scare me in the middle of the night. This is a strong no.
Why is it a mind reader? Who needs tea? That's a weak man's drink. Get coffee or go home. Amirite, everyone?
Honestly, in the choice between coffee and more coffee — who is to say what is better? It's a win as long as there is coffee.
This cat deserves an Academy award. Truly, the drama and charisma it takes to be such a good actor...it's special.
At first, I was like, "Woah," then I was like, "Whaaat," then I was like, "Ooooooh." I wonder how well this works for them?
I wish I could control my own personal chaos with a predictable button. But no. I just fly off the handle at a moment's notice.
I mean, it's 14 cents. But honestly, in trying times like these, every penny counts.
I mean, it does kinda look real, I guess? But that would have been a dark moment for the biter.
Why would anyone design this like this? Who could look it in the eye? Who could carry this every day?
I mean, I'm not trying to scare small children with those beady eyes.
Though, given what else we've seen so far, I'm guessing they just did it to mock us again. Oh well, we'll take what we can get.
Can't they just alter the code to give themselves winning lottery tickets and not give us any more dentist-related nightmares?
Like, fine, cheat the game if you must, but leave the rest of us in peace.
I can only speak for myself, but I'll take 100 nightmarish dentists if it means I get a ride in the Shrekmobile for my troubles.
Like, I don't care if he gets lost, stops to run errands, and farts the whole way there. It's still a ride in the Shrekmobile, OK?
That's a terrifying sight these days. Sheesh, nature, what did we ever do to you? Oh... Right. The countless years of pollution.
The lamp in the room reflected off of these glasses in the most perfect way possible.
Naw, you just caught it during a head shake.
They tell me it's to fit hot water in there, but I donno. I can't trust anyone these days.
So obviously, those weird feet were making me uncomfortable too, since I didn't even notice what they were attached to.
Just resting its head, apparently
So the developers thought that just because they look different as they get older, we wouldn't notice their laziness, huh?
That's what they get for forgetting that they let us take photos.
I guess appealing to the thief's sense of pity is one way to keep them from stealing your bike.
This will be one for the photo album, for sure... Hang on. What's that happening in the background? Well, alright then. Load 'em up!
The only time I want to hear the phrase "hard-boiled penguin egg" is if I'm asking for suggestions for my new band name.
I guess that Hanzo sword was more expensive than she expected.
