8+ Insane Photos To Leave You Cruising For Confusion

Unfortunately, nothing says "I'm scared" quite like anyone who receives one of these things, so this might not be the way to pop the question.

As for how it got there or whether it's the result of an unfortunate mistake or some daring guerrilla artist, your imagination will have to fill those details in.

It does seem a little difficult to misplace, right?

I like how despite the fact that he has as much hair as Homer Simpson, they still found a way to give him Christopher Reeve's signature cowlick.

Anyway, if you absolutely must see this in person, it's apparently in Ensenada, Mexico.

This is supposed to be Chia Pet based on Estelle Getty's character in The Golden Girls, but it somehow ended up looking like one of the aliens from Mars Attacks!

Most of us know not to mess with one when we're driving, but the fact that it's possible for the driver to neither feel the resistance of a stowaway hydrant nor hear the horrible scraping sounds it's likely making is a little worrying.

Not only is it hard to watch the road with a bunch of mouse ears in your windshield, but those dolls don't look that securely fastened.

Looks like somebody's about to get a surprise gift in the worst way possible.

Somehow, I get the feeling that if this hulking tree monster had a personality, it wouldn't be quite as kind or as gentle as Groot.

So, we're left to conclude that either the bills in those machines aren't as new as we think or it was somebody's last day at the bank.

Who are we to say which? He's clearly an animal lover with snow white-esque skills to boot. Rocket the raccoon looks pretty content, too.

Off to the right side, do you see him? A patron hanging from mid-ceiling? Yeah, we see him too. Hope he's okay!

We have questions! Like, where is the car that this surfboard was attached to? This could've serious injured the driver.

I guess everyone has to get to where they're goin', even the headless ones! Hopefully someone lets them know when their stop is, since they can't read or hear...

I'd be lying if I said I've never taken food into my own bathroom — putting my glass on the counter or something like that. But bringing bare food into a public restroom is like, the nastiest thing. Putting it on the ground is even worse!

Anyway, as far as we can tell, this is just a particularly big goose egg rather than evidence of a new, parasitic alien life form.

That's a little reassuring, right?

In what world is someone taking a fresh sip directly from the poop depositing bowl?

This will probably only cause more confusion than actual correct parking.

I also can't get over that jagged hailstone. It's like getting hit by a tennis ball made of solid ice wasn't painful enough, so one of them had to be jagged like it's nature's barbed wire.