There are some situations that we find ourselves in that are both at once funny and quite unsettlingly terrifying, from getting your head stuck in a fence to setting off the world's biggest fire extinguisher by accident.
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 17+ people who are in some serious hot water!
The fact that he is only covering his face with little sunglasses in these pictures is also making me incredibly uncomfortable!
Wow, that kid's expression is as cold as ice. They do not care in the slightest about this act of aggression!
This guy looks like what could have happened to Gru from Despicable Me if he had pursued playing the accordion instead of being an evil genius...or whatever his deal is in those films.
Ah, there really is nothing as relaxing as the sound of a crying baby in the middle of the night is there?
I miss the days when I could shout "avocado bum" and it would be met with raucous laughter instead of a command to leave the restaurant I'm in.
There's no way that I would stick around if I had caused this. I would just walk off into the sunset and start life afresh as a hermit.
This is one hell of a gamble! Hopefully the person who posted this is a fan of Stranger Than Fiction!
Actually, a lot of the people that I know who play golf are wildly furious whenever they play! They take it far too seriously for a sport that is just an expensive excuse to walk slowly along some nice grass.
There is literally nothing worse than this on the planet... Oh, dear God, no! I have become the very thing that I hate!
If you were having an emotional breakdown, what snack do you think would pull you back from the edge? I'd probably just have to go with McNuggets — something easy, quietly depressing, yet delicious.
I mean, I suppose there isn't too much danger in this, as who really reads these messages in the paper anyway?
I wish that one day I have a name as cool as Boom Box Ronnie.
Also, I don't really remember this MGMT album... Was it any good? (Another classic mid-to-late 2000s indie-rock reference for you there!)
Well, if being pooped on by a bird is meant to be good luck, then this must be one of the luckiest things that can happen to a person...probably.
But I need to know! Please, let me know whatever you think was written here in the comments, for the sake of my happiness!
I don't know why people read fortune cookies anymore. They're either hopelessly wrong or hopelessly wrong and cruel!
I couldn't think of the best way to deal with this situation, but one incredibly ingenious person replied, "Open the dish washer and drag the glasses [off] the ledge, water spills into dish washer. Problem solved."
Hey, you never know, he could just be surprising his partner with a nice bouquet of flowers! I mean, dear God, I hope that is the case here...
"Hey, did you get the movie tickets?"
"Yup."
"Where's Daniel?"
"Well, and you're not going to believe this..."
My goodness, they're so right. Technology is cockamamie. I'll try my best tonot worried.
This isn't just getting him into trouble, this is setting him up for a criminal charge!
I'm choosing to focus on the fact that the title says "a" horse. He just gave some random person's horse bangs?
You mean I don't have to pay for parking? Oh nooo, what an inconvenience, how will I go on?
The important thing is that he's trying. I've seen plus-sized cats who refuse to even get off the couch!
Sorry this photo is a collective six pixels, but I love seeing people get paragraph-long texts. I feel so invested in drama I have no part in.
A tree on your house is devastating, but insurance can help. No one can help you here.
Throw a $5 bill in there so future you can buy a drink to help them deal with this mess you're leaving them with.
You say trouble maker, I say future mountain climber and adventurer.
This is how I park, but I don't even have ice to blame. I'm just bad at parking and constantly over-correct myself.
I don't see why! This is pretty funny! It would cause me unnecessary worry and doubt in my choices, but it's funny!
Remember, children's books are written by adults — they make these choices on purpose.
Has this barista ever met someone named Quess? If so, can I meet them too? What a cool name.
At least he's addressing it and apologizing openly instead of trying to hide his emu mishaps.
That pelican looks like it has really learned its lesson! Hopefully it will think twice in the future about biting people!
The irony here is that that is a Canadian bus. Literally and stereotypically.
"Wow, Mom, what a lovely room they have given you! Let's open the blinds and let some light in... Or, on second thought, let's keep them closed!"
