If you're allergic to "doggo lingo" then turn away now, because while I usually try to limit myself to the odd "pupper" or "snoot", this is a topic that requires a whole heckin lot more, frens.
I'm not doin' you a bamboozle. If you're going to start talkin' some heck about pupperinos and the hooman frens, then turn right back around before you cause a pupset.
Are all the party poopers gone now?