13+ Wild Pics That Made Us Go 'Bwuh!'

I had one rule for myself in putting together this gallery for you. I wanted to make sure it was all pictures I've never seen before. Maybe you know this, maybe you don't, but a lot of what's out there on the internet is recycled day after day.

Sometimes it's because something deserves to be seen over and over, but for those of us who spend our days scouring the web for the funniest content possible, it can get a bit tedious.

So yeah, one rule here: I can use whatever picture I want as long as it's neat and I've never seen it before.

1. This is one heck of a party trick. 

Reddit | youtubegudiniz

I'm not sure exactly what the purpose of the party trick is, but it gets people right up and close into your personal space so they can witness it. Oh okay, so maybe I do get the point of it.

2. This is what happens when you let H.P. Lovecraft design your carrots.

Reddit | Reddit

A cleverer writer would be able to come up with a better joke than saying that this thing looks like the root of all evil, but I'm not that clever.

3. Somehow, I'm having trouble believing this vending machine when it claims to be a human. 

Reddit | Wynndahpooh

We've decided that h.u.m.a.n. stands for:

Hunger
Undermining
Man
And

Not a robot, I swear.

4. Well...this sure is...a thing.

Reddit | SuperPixel

Are they at least functional? Like, can you color everywhere you go without having to carry around a tote bag? Actually, no, I'm thinking about how awful it would be to try and draw with these, and yeah, I'm out.

5. When it's your job to paint the lines, but you really can't be bothered to move the leaves out of the way.

Reddit | lasseoh

Listen, you paid me for one job, not two. Leaf-sweeping is my side business.

6. Well, this is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Twitter | Twitter

Assuming that someone who responded to this tweet can be believed, this says "Like my profile pic" in binary. Which just makes it that much cuter.

7. You can actually save a ton of money by buying a bed that only supports the existential dread- and loneliness-fueled position you sleep in every night.

Reddit | Reddit

Too dark? Okay, that's fair. I'll make a note of it.

8. I am absolutely here for any time a school wants to turn their class photo into an Infinity War reference.

Reddit | JonkDaKiwi

I mean, I'm still not over that Spider-Man scene, but maybe I'll be okay eventually.

9. This is what it looks like when Captain Hook decides to break into the real world out of Neverland.

Reddit | etymologynerd

Sure, it looks cool, but nobody wants pirates rampaging through the skies.

10. There's a right way and a wrong way to take up space when you're moving. This is the wrong way.

Reddit | Reddit

I really do wonder about the audacity it takes to take up literally the whole road and not think you're doing anything wrong.

11. Whatever you do, do not bite into this delicious slice of cake.

Reddit | PHIL-yes-PLZ

Mainly because it's not cake. It's fordite, which is old automotive paint that has hardened enough to the point that it can be cut and polished.

12. Maybe we could have intervened earlier. Maybe we could have helped it find a better path in life.

Reddit | danspud69

Instead, we just have to deal with that sour look it gives us all the time.

13. Honestly, this is just about as helpful as any pain scale I've ever seen.

Reddit | Waterproof_soap

Normally you just say, "I don't know, like a six, I guess?" because you don't know what a ten is, so you don't want to be dramatic.

14. When you can't afford the rims you want, a little bit of paint can go a long way.

Reddit | Teerendog

Just, y'know, hope that people don't get close enough to see that you're actually pulling some serious shenanigans.

15. Trampoline? Or portal into a whole other dimension? You decide!

Reddit | huntermanhlh

Or hey, don't even try to decide. Just jump onto it and see where you end up.

P.S. The trampoline is just covered in water. Sorry if that ruined the mystery.

16. When you can't decide on what kind of hairstyle you want, so you just get all of them.

Reddit | LoboDaTerra

And hey, even if you're laughing, any one of this guy's looks are fresher than anything I've ever pulled off.

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