16 People Who Made Their Rules The Only Rules

Diply 9 Feb 2018

The further you go in life, the more often you find yourself dealing with different sets of eye-rolling rules.

Sure, we may not have anyone giving us a bedtime now, but the days where we could steal candy or pee in pools without consequences are definitely over.

But no matter how many rules there are, some audacious people will find a way to get away with following only their own code.

We salute them.

1. The only problem here is that the dude might get suspicious about the fact that you can't see him in any of these.

Instagram | @will_ent

I guess the best way to pull this little trick off is to find a really camera-shy boyfriend.

Maybe one in witness protection.

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2. There's something weirdly inspirational about this. Obviously, "I can't use a urinal" is just quitter talk.

Reddit | japandr0id

Remember, you can do anything you can set your mind to. Don't let the fact that it's pointless and requires more effort than it's worth stop you.

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3. I don't know who decided that only flowers can be romantic, but this proves that they're not the boss of us.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

Like, can you eat flowers? Well, technically, but it's a lot easier to eat bananas, so they're clearly better in every way.

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4. Well, of course this guy can't get Grandma to stop playing. What's he gonna do, tell her mom?

Instagram | @will_ent

Yeah, something about that seems unlikely. So unless he's got Mountain Dew and Doritos, I don't think she's trying to hear anything he's talking about.

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5. I mean, isn't the entire point of the mannequin to make you want what it's wearing?

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

Instead of yelling at these guys to go in the fitting room or kicking them out of the store, just be glad the mannequin is doing its job.

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6. If you ain't spending your free time doing what you really wanna do, than what are you doing?

Instagram | @girlsthinkimfunny

Until the clubs start getting more flexible dog policies, there's just no way they're gonna convince this person they made the wrong decision.

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7. Haha, this dude obviously doesn't realize that he's only taking a photo with that seal because the seal's allowing it.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

It's hard to communicate "delete it if I don't look cute" with barks and claps, but I'm sure it'll find a way.

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8. You can try to argue with Grandma's priorities if you want, but she'll probably just try to figure out some kind of silencing spell.

Instagram | @kalesalad

Besides, it's considered unhealthy to dwell on the sadder moments in life. At least, the ones that don't involve noseless wizards.

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9. For real, why wouldn't you choose the easy way and just make this your choker?

Instagram | @thebestoftumblrofficial

Let's face it, how many people are going to check the thing for aglets? For that matter, how many people even know what an aglet is?

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10. It's hard enough to follow your own rules on a good day, but this dude has some serious guts to live that way in prison.

Instagram | @bruhifunny

You know, the place has a few extra rules, and those who enforce them tend to carry pretty big sticks.

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11. It's hard enough when somebody ignores your rules when they're not looking straight in your eyes, so this must be devastating.

Instagram | @girlsthinkimfunny

I don't know much about cats, but I'm pretty sure this one is telling this person to do their worst. It ain't afraid of spray bottles.

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12. Haha, it looks like we have quite the power struggle on our hands here.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

I guess the only way to settle this is to find out whether that face is frowny enough to defeat the old "I licked it" rule.

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13. I guess some people are so committed to their own path that even the laws of physics seem like they were made to be broken.

Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

Is he even pedaling that thing? What sort of dark magic do you have to uncover to make this possible?

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14. The advantage of making this your weird choice of the day is that you literally can't answer when somebody asks why you're doing it.

Reddit | B_____B

Man, I'm way too used to how insane the internet can be if that's my first reaction to this picture.

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15. Yeah, the only thing that could possibly stop this woman from getting her eat on is this place closing.

Instagram | @will_ent

And even then, she'd probably still find a way if she's determined enough to wade through a flood. Just get out of her way.

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16. If there's a better way to make sure they respect your property, I don't know it.

Instagram | @girlsthinkimfunny

I guess it's up to them whether they'd be too impressed by this to mess with her stuff, or too grossed out to use a toe jam teacup.

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