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11 People Who Completely Burned The Rule Book

Diply 22 Jan 2018

Rules are important. They keep us in line so as to not revert back to the cavemen we originated from. Rules keep us from eating mashed potatoes off strangers' plates. Rules keep us appropriately clothed in public. Rules keep us grounded in a world of confusion and people eating Tide Pods.

But then there are those who tossed the rule book to the wind. Who rejected social norms with a passion.

1. WOW love when my food imitates art thus imitating LIFE.

Reddit | Nyalidir83

Eggs are the jam, honestly WHAT super food. To see them form such an unbreakable bond in front of my own two eyes via the yin yan is AHMAZING.

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2. This mans laughs in the face of our iPhones. Our Andriods. Our iPods. Our Walkmans.

Imgur | MarshallBrown

Hell, I have an iPhone 6 and it might as well be a flip phone to me.

The confidence this takes truly has me shook.

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3. See I thought the WORST thing you could do to someone is leave them paper-less in the loo.

Reddit | tegdirbm

But no, being a petty little bish about it is WAAAAAY worse.

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Well joke's on you @family, I will never get up to grab you some TP when you're in the middle of a bathroom session.

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I shall hear your screams and keep my ass SAT HONEY.

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4. This is the epitome of royalty to me tbh.

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Forget a mall, I love grocery shopping because I love looking at food, but ugh it gets so EXHAUSTING walking through all those damn aisles so this is brill.

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And YES omg I am also someone who Ubers three blocks away when it's too cold.

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Or too warm. Or too rainy. Or too windy. Or too sunny. Or too cloudy.

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5. Ah OF COURSE the butterfly; the king of the ocean.

Reddit | anson87087

Honestly, whoever made this puzzle really didn't give two shits about the wildlife under the sea and honestly same lol. CAN'T EVEN BLAME THEM.

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6. Hello this is my 99-year-old queen and she doesn't care about your gym rules h8ters!

Imgur | TaylorSatine

As someone who has contemplated eating a footlong BLT sub on the treadmill, this is mild in comparison.

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7. This mans saw an opportunity and took it and honestly we need to be more like him.

Reddit | JadeAustin

Going forward, I shall make everything a cup.

My shoe? A cup. My bra? A cup. My mouth? A cup.

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Just hope bby has a straw long enough for that girthy bucket.

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ALSO, I love that no one is stopping him. Honey, they KNOW that fountain soda is SO DELICIOUS and worth sacrificing your dignity for.

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8. This is obviously a toasty shower guys. What the hell did you think it was?

Imgur | Reallyfreakingsweet

I mean to me PERSONALLY it looks like heaven? But where is the butter? The jam? THE GOODNESS?

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Honestly, where are the various cured meats and cheeses? I'm about to whip myself up something real nice.

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This prank turned paradise is enough to evoke my deepest emotions, cause HONESTLY BREAD IS BAE.

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9. This is my new life goal. I didn't know I needed this until rn and suddenly I can see clearly someone hold me!!!

Reddit | DaRealCoreyAlexie

Tbh pancakes take priority ALWAYS if u ask me.

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And you know what? Yes, he could have picked up hotcakes from McDonald's but guess what? College kids R BROKE!

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And breakfast is the most important meal of the day. SORRY H8TERS, wake-up and smell the pancake syrup.

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10. And after that pancake feast you know what would be BLESS? A fat nap.

Reddit | espnzone

Honestly, I think it's messed up that public naps aren't a more common thing in this trash fire day and age.

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11. Honestly this teacher is petty and has ABSOLUTELY no shame about it.

Reddit | [deleted]

Did you think she was gonna be sorry??? Cause she's not and it's about damn time teachers called out these SNAKEY kids!!!

You go girl!

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