In this day and age, makeup is basically magic. It's some straight-up, Harry Potter-level sorcery.
If you've ever seen those half-face cosmetic tutorials, then you know exactly what I'm talking about. The difference can be like night and day.
These days, contour can really make it look like you have anything — a six pack, a stronger jaw, a skinnier nose... I wonder if makeup can make me look like I have my life together, too?
Let me remind you that this is someone's ARM — it literally looks better than any makeup I've applied to my actual face.
I'm pretty sure my only makeup was Lip Smackers, and I thought eyeliner and eyelash curlers were torture devices.
Pretty soon he'll start asking you to take his pics like, "No, babe! Take it from over there, babe. Make sure you get the best light, babe!"
The trick takes longer or shorter depending on who I'm seeing, where I'm going, or how badly I've messed up my left eye's winged liner.
Who else is personally insulted by this photo because this man is prettier than most biological women?
Not even their car is allowed to leave the house without a set of glam falsies.
It's probably because this one-year-old boy looks like he has more sass than me and all my friends combined.
As you can see, it's all about shading and building onto the shape of your natural brow.
Am I the only one who sees this feline's resemblance to Eugene Levy? The bushy brows are spot on.
...on the back of a seat after a car crash. I must say, that's some pretty powerful stuff right there.
For all we know, Zayn and Gigi haven't gotten back together... This girl just hasn't taken off her makeup and revealed her true self yet. Again, this is why I have trust issues.
Honestly, the effects of a full set of false lashes is incredible. So eye opening.
But let's be real... There's no competing with this guy because his contour game is flawless.
If this was a sleeping beauty impression, he is spot on. I've honestly never seen a more peaceful slumber.
Although, this shouldn't be the standard for waterproof makeup products. Then again, people are taking selfies after car accident now, sooo...maybe it should?
Next thing you know, car crash dummies will be wearing foundation and concealer.
But that doesn't take away from the fact that her makeup looks bomb AF (and under gross fluorescent hospital lighting, no less)!
For example, it has the power to stain and destroy a perfectly good piece of clothing.
Just ask anyone who has ever left the cash register at a Sephora.
Or, in the case below, force you to use your imagination because nobody has the time or patience to do their eye makeup twice in one day.
And also your face...and your whole identity. Remember when I said makeup was like magic?
Well, OK, this one's actually the magic of the internet.
This proves that anyone can look as beautifully distraught as Kim Kardashian using the incredible power of makeup.
