I'll level with you, I haven't searched every pixel of these pics for signs of Photoshop. It's not impossible that some sneaky so-and-so subtly doctored one of them and made the unreal seem real, but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.
Because all of the pics in this marvelous collection hit that sweet spot of being just wild enough to surprise us, but not so wild that they're impossible.
Enjoy!
Or maybe it's just that any wide-eyed expression looks like spine-chilling terror when it's behind a severed, plastic baby face.
Yeah, it's funny how such a small thing can have that effect.
If anything, I want to meet the person who doesn't want to do this. Like, what are their dreams and aspirations?
Most importantly, who hurt them?
But nah, it turns out he's just wearing a mask. Don't get me wrong, I'm still intrigued. I just need to adjust to the disappointment.
In this time of confusion and worry, it's important to be reassured that we're still doing OK. Especially from the best kind of Cheetos.
And the fact that this last photo was his reaction to the whole situation makes it even more fierce.
It's probably still a gross flavor combination, but at least there won't be any detergent companies begging you not to eat it.
Whether that cocoa powder is ever coming out or not, the point is that she's still up some fresh new kicks.
And they're white, so she's basically promising not to do that again.
I mean, I feel bad enough about answering the door with no pants on. Making them come to me in that situation is quite the tall order.
Whether the hanger is within us or within a loved one, it's not a situation that you want to escalate under any circumstances.
I'd love it if they got kind of snippy with the cops, too.
"I don't know, officer. He didn't stop to tell me who he was."
We watched Codename: Kids Next Door for fun, but this guy was obviously taking notes. Since he's alone, does that make him a rogue agent?
The kid is glad the pitiless march of time hasn't darkened dear old grandpa's doorstep, so that's good, right?
Plus, we've got what I assume are supposed to be cars. That's something.
What I'm amazed by is the fact that they found someone who's capable on keeping a straight face while she wears it.
You may roll your eyes at me, but I don't think that hiking up my cuffs and screaming "CARRL!" would ever get old.
At least the wait times won't be too bad because nobody will ever believe this place exists.
It would almost be tempting to straight-up paint that arrow on his head. That depends on how cool his school is, though.
I just hope this kid doesn't have siblings, because they're guaranteed to suddenly startle him and make him bang his head.
I'm not sure I've ever been so drunk that I found a way to confuse and terrify the laws of physics.
I'm not sure what kind of bizarre genetic engineering went into this, but I might get used to the future if it's gonna look like this.
After all, the only way she's ever hearing what you're talking about is if it's loud enough for everybody else, too.
But since the weather has a nasty habit of switching between warm and cold like it's flicking a light switch on and off, those days are obviously over.
Whatever buys enough time until somebody can explain what a dangerous game they're playing here.
It had to be right in the center, huh?
The only way you're flushing a goldfish down this baby is if you want scientists to bring it back to life in 100 years.
Either that, or this student accidentally invented a new life-form that will end up enslaving us. You had your chance, robots.
Yes, it's everyone's favorite manufacturer of willfully unnecessary copyright infringement, the Hand Crocs guy. His invention might not be a real product that's available in stores, but that cease and desist letter from Crocs is absolutely real.
The tag on this Japanese clothing is the most brutally honest thing I've seen. I wonder what the other sizes are. I'm guessing they range from fat to husky to svelte to emaciated.
Spiders are helpful little critters who take care of the flies and miscellaneous other bugs that get into our homes. But this spider went above and beyond by cleaning up the hole in this bug net.
This is just a casual photo from the early 90's of Mark Calaway, better known as the Undertaker from WWE, hanging out with his grandma. I love that he's still in his wrestling persona.
It's a bit of a relief that this person didn't leave a living dog in a hot car. But why would they have a taxidermied mutt in their front seat? It's just weird.
This is a great location for a corner office. That said, I think that just about anyone can agree that it's not a great location for a gynecologist's chair.
Either there was a sudden. localized storm of Liquid Paper falling on this location, or a truck carrying a ton of white paint just lost control and spilled its contents.
Everyone knows that Venice is criss-crossed with canals, but even the most famously aquatic city in the world has its limits. This is what St. Mark's Square looked like after recent flooding.
It looks like a worm farm, but it's actually a (terrifying) granola bar that's become thoroughly colonized by creepy crawlies. I guess that expiration date should be taken seriously.
Leaving a phone on a windowsill is a dumb move, but this pic goes beyond that. This window doesn't open, and it's way up in the air. How did this even happen?
Look, plain peppermint candy canes can get a tad boring, so I'm on board with novelty flavors. Thing is, those flavors should be, like, fruity and tasty, not inspired by seafood.
I think the owner of this vehicle has been playing a lot of GTA Online and wanted to take some of those video game ideas into the real world.
Animals that grow horns can grow them in all sorts of unique ways, but I think this is the first time I've ever seen a cow that wants to be a unicorn.
You know, whatever's under all these Kraft Singles might be delicious. It might just be the best cake ever baked. Unfortunately, no one's going to want to eat through the processed cheese in order to find out.
Assuming each roll is different, this almost makes sense for the TP fancier. Maybe they just want to experience some of the world's more exotic types of toilet paper.
