Being perpetually embarrassed is just an integral aspect of being human.
For some reason unbeknownst to me, natural selection still hasn't wiped our embarrassing butts out yet, so we may as well laugh with the masses rather than being resistant.
These are partially funny, partially like "oh damn, I've totally done that before," and suddenly you're sitting on your carpet at 3:25 AM with an empty tub of Cherry Garcia dripping in your lap, leaving a fourth sobbing voicemail to Brad from Bumble, wondering how in the heck you got yourself here.
Enjoy!