Dylan and Cole Sprouse stole our hearts a long time ago. If I'm being honest, I personally never stopped gushing over The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody. And still — all these years later, they never cease to amaze.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse stole our hearts a long time ago. If I'm being honest, I personally never stopped gushing over The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody. And still — all these years later, they never cease to amaze.
They have huge personalities, they're witty, they vocalize their ethical opinions on social issues, the environment, and politics, and best of all, they're funny AF.
But their greatest strokes of comedic genius have taken place, and continue to take place, candidly on Twitter.
Having a Wikipedia page is the ultimate signifier that you're relevant.
If they were to lose their joint page, what would that mean for their careers?!
There really is such a thing as oversharing online.
Some things are better kept to yourself — I'm talking to you, person who types out a paragraph-long Facebook status explaining the details of your messy breakup.
In fact, this is probably what most people's reaction would be.
Smiling stupidly after being called "beautiful" is inevitable.
The more Ys there are at the end of "hey", the flirtier it is.
It's a rule of thumb.
I'm pretty sure that Cole just beat a troll at their own game.
That takes mad skill. I respect him more for this.
Dylan really does look like somebody leaning on a bar spitting cheesy pick-up lines in this photo.
Just when I thought that Cole had won this troll battle, Dylan shot back with something so simple yet so effective.
But Dyland and Cole have done us the favor of doing it on social media for our entertainment.
How considerate of them!
Calling Dylan out for this on Twitter was absolutely priceless.
I am going to go ahead and assume that Cole will probably not be wanting that t-shirt back after this?
Way too risky.
Now we know who the better-behaved twin was and who literally needed to be kept on a leash to stay out of trouble.
I'm guessing since Dylan allegedly needed to be kept on a leash as a child, he probably grew up to have a bit more of a bad-boy vibe going on.
But who knows!
I don't really remember which one was Zack and which one was Cody either.
But I loved them both equally!
I'm sure the show would have been great with just one of them. But two is always better than one!
I think everyone with a sibling has made a joke like this — or similar to this at some point in their life.
For a gleaming moment, Dylan was the only verified Sprouse twin on Twitter.
But ultimately, that didn't last very long.
I guess you could call this roast opportunity a no-brainer.
Pun absolutely intended.
Nothing like some good, old fashioned self-deprecating humor, amirite?
Side note: The train conductor hat is an iconic early 2000s look.
If you hate yourself the most, then there isn't anything anybody could say that would phase you.
Obviously, this is a joke.
Love yourself, guys!
I wonder where they went wrong...
Don't @ me.