So, he's gone out with the boys, has he? Well, never fear, as I've got just the thing to keep you company through the long night of peace and quiet ahead!
From painfully rude robots to the most petty husband you've ever seen, here are 18+ hilarious pics to keep you company while he's out with the boys!
I don't think they really needed the drawing of a toilet, the message is pretty clear but what the heck! I always dreamed I'd do something like this when I quit my first customer service job, but in reality I just went in and said, "Yeah, I'm quitting." To which my boss replied, "Sound." The whole thing was very underwhelming.
I bet whatever argument caused this was not solved any time soon. Award for the pettiest husband ever goes to this guy!
I think that worm might be trying to tell you something! Either that or it's just a really big fan of the Beatles.
"What happened here?"
"I'm sorry officer I was too busy trying to read the sign."
How many of you are going to be trying this when your significant other comes in drunk next?
This is like the worlds worst Dalek. Apparently it trundled around occasionally telling people to "Keep the park clean", while the woman tried to report a serious crime. We are living in the future.
That cat is either about to tell you off or take to the pyramid stage at Glastonbury with an acoustic guitar.
This really adds a sense of occasion and class to the act of urination. Gentlemen, please take note, and urinate with the same decorum as if you were doing ballroom dancing.
Someone call the cake police, that's really a cookie! Also, did she get both an "It's a boy" and an "It's a girl balloon"? I mean, she's gonna be right but is that necessary?
I need to know where you can get these and I need to know now! There is a perfect space on the hollow, empty walls of my soul for a wooden sign that says "Eat a dick".
This photo is going to haunt that fella for the rest of his life. What would you even do there though, it's Jason Momoa for Christ's sake! His arms are the size of planets!
Yes, dear God yes, I really think that you should.
Wow, it even looks like it's frowning at him! That cat knows something, something truly terrible.
This would be a great idea if you weren't drinking Bud Light, a drink that tastes like the inside of a well frequented by urinating squirrels.
Mate, you're walking around on tiles in bare feet? That's messed up! Is it only me that feels sick walking on tiles in bare feet?
The ownership is pretty much squarely on the photographer here, they'll be the one giving the direction. Way to go, photographer, you made this woman an internet celebrity for all the wrong reasons.
Why just have one slice of one cheesecake, when you can have a small slice of all of the cheesecakes? My only question is, why didn't you just eat all of them?
"My daughter always steals printer paper to draw on so for Christmas I wrapped a pack of 500 pages of paper. She started running around screaming with excitement. Easiest present ever." - imod3
Even though I did sigh at loud, I've got to admit that this is pretty clever.
Sorry dad, but you know it's true.
To be fair, this is a win/win situation we're looking at here.
Man, house decor is getting real personalized nowadays.
That's one way to bring your kids along!
These are better names anyway. I'm sure you agree.
The naughty or nice question seems to have much higher stakes this year.
I wonder who it is...er um I mean what it is.
Well, I would hope my cake doesn't have any seeds in it. Wait a second...
"My sister learned a valuable lesson this Christmas: If you let your older brother take an ugly picture of you, you will get it on a custom color-changing mug as a gag gift. Merry Christmas everyone!" -Alomba87
"Because it's Christmas" is a reasonable defense, isn't it?
The worst part about this is that in order to find the key, he needs to be able to see.
"I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon." - thejohnblog
I get that you're in a dire situation here man, but could you not have just put some form of punctuation after "homeless?"
I like how the person with their window open has no idea that just a few feet above their window, someone is doing one of the most stupidly dangerous things I've ever seen.
Hangars are overrated. I like to treat all my clothes equally, strewn across the floor. I reckon if I got one of these though I wouldn't even bother putting them in that, they'd just accumulate in a pile by the side!
