24 Pics That Start With 'Biz' And End In 'Arre'

What an a-door-able mistake. But seriously, if anyone wants to let me know what's going on here, feel absolutely free.

I've heard that there's this new "twisting" technique to get into Oreos, but I don't trust that holistic hippie nonsense.

Hey kid, uh, you...uh, wanna buy a pizza?

Apparently he teaches kids about fire safety, which, frankly, seems like something that can wait until the kids are out of recovery.

Real talk, this is actually how they drove the car in Baby Driver so they could film the interior car scenes. So if you see one of these cruising around, it's probably not a Transformers uprising.

The shirt says "YES!" but we're all screaming "Nooooooooooo!!!!!" I'm just waiting for the Black Mirror episode where someone does a faceswap and it gets stuck that way.

Apparently this is what happens when your hair gets caught in a zipper. Or when your hair gets really into steampunk and is going for a whole gear-based aesthetic.

I hope he can get home without experiencing a tragic accident where somebody mistakes him for a real ball and dunks him.

Man, remember Xena? 1998 was a peak year for entertainment. Hercules and Xena were on TV, Buck Bumble was killing it on the N64. What a time to be alive.

If any one of you tries to tell me this is fake, I will have no choice but stick my fingers in my ears and pretend that I can't hear you.

I'm told that this is actually an anti-aging LED treatment. So yeah, pretty much on par with that lava thing, most likely.

All I know for sure is this dragon looks absolutely Fieri-ous that the warrior is trying to steal its burgers.

I don't understand how someone even has this idea in the first place, let alone executes it to as high a level as this person did.

You'll be glad to know that including this picture led to a very heated debate with our editorial department about whether or not sexy tomato men are too sexy for a family-friendly site like this.

More than anything, I'm concerned about the anger problems of the child who tried to tear this bear apart and ended up discovering this abomination.

Paleontologists have discovered that this is exactly what dinosaurs looked like when they felt someone breathing on the backs of their necks.

Yeah, that's not a great joke, but you try coming up with a funny pasta/skateboarding pun. That's what the comment section of Facebook is for — telling writers what they got wrong and how you could do better.

Because, quite frankly, it doesn't get any better than this. Except maybe the next four pics, because we've still got more to go!

Dozens of unblinking eyes, staring at you, judging you, all belonging to someone probably named Emily.

Someone on Reddit pointed out that, yeah, it's neat that this cheese looks like an Australia-less map of the world, but it's much more curious that someone brought an entire block of cheese as a snack to a shooting range.

These are called Untergarment (add umlauts and stuff as you see fit) and they only take about 3 hours to put together.

Just for an extra plot twist, I like to imagine that it's a special alcoholic soup. Man, that sounds like a great idea. If anyone has A) the money to back it, and B) any idea how to make boozy soup, I'm asking for 60–70% of the profits, tops.