16 Pics That'll Make You Want To Stay Inside And Hide Forever

Diply 28 Mar 2018

The internet is a weird place. One minute, you're browsing recipes, and the next, you're searching incurable illnesses and how to wash dreadlocks.

Honestly, I'm confused. How did we wander so freakin' far away from the shelter of God's light? Was it meant to get this dark? Who will save us now that things have gotten this bleak?

These are only a few of the questions I have for the internet gods. Unfortunately, after years of unanswered questions, I'm starting to think they don't exist.

1. Great, now I have a new thing to give me constant anxiety. 

Reddit | leave_it_to_beavers

I thought my entire life couldn't get any worse, but now I have to worry about my soda betraying me with spiders?! Enough already!

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2. Alex Jones would approve of this message. Unfortunately, any credible child psychologist would not. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I hate to give this insanity a platform, but this book is probably being read to children everywhere by parents who still think the Earth is flat.

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3. There's really no purpose for this flipper other than to make you very uncomfortable.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

So for that reason, I declare this kitchen utensil ridiculous. And trust me, I know ridiculous when I see it.

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4. Cooking your pasta in Powerade is not endorsed by any professional athlete or respectable chef, so for that reason and that reason only, I declare this surprisingly delicious. 

Reddit | murtaza64

If you don't believe me, it looks like you'll just have to try it out for yourself.

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5. If you thought humans were shady, you clearly haven't met plants. Plants invented shade. 

Reddit | Western_Preston

Good news, you don't need a home security system. Bad news, you have to openly admit you're scared of basil.

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6. Sippin' on spiders sounds like the most terrifying nightmare a human can have, but in this case, it's real life. 

Reddit | KevlarYarmulke

Kill it with fire. It looks like it still has some life left in it.

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7. Who knew ice cream could get so dark? 

Rebrn | Rebrn

Usually, all the sugar and heavy creme makes me feel happy and content, but this batch looks like a bad omen.

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8. If you watch Game of Thrones, you'll probably see the similarity between this ice creature and a White Walker. 

Reddit | razerama

If you don't watch Game of Thrones, have fun being on the margins of civilized society.

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9. "If you can't make a fanny pack of human hair, then what are you even doing with your life?" said no one ever. 

Reddit | CosmicKeys

Can we all just agree to keep our head sheds to ourselves?

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10. Those tights could be read as pretty questionable, or we could just have really dirty minds. 

Reddit | Sixstring_sixshooter

Either way, my stunted conception of sexuality is making me ashamed of this entire situation.

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11. She's really just shaking out a table cloth, but honestly, it looks like the Dark Lord has come for her. 

Reddit | Xdexter23

It's like Harry Potter, but in real life, and I'm all about it.

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12. If this doesn't make you want to call your mother crying, then your bravery is astonishing. 

Reddit | CosmicKeys

I'm already in a fetal position on the floor trying to inhale as much of my puffer as possible.

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13. The similarities are striking and obviously unfortunate.

Reddit | AppleDashPoni

I almost wish that cat couldn't see what looks like the flesh of its family stuck in a compromising position, but alas, it's the circle of life.

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14. If you ever thought about leaving a sack of potatoes in the tub, look at this image, then reconsider your life choices. 

Reddit | kirusdagon

I guarantee you won't want to clean up this creepy mess anytime soon.

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15. Meaty feet and onion nails never looked so disturbing.

Reddit | piponwa

I really wish people would stop playing around with food. It's getting really hard to enjoy eating when your meatloaf looks like it's made out of Bigfoot.

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16. Nope. Can't say I have. 

Instagram | @alondra.rug

At this point, is it even ketchup? That's what I really wanna know. It's looking a lot more like tomato water to me, but I could be wrong.

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