I'm all for clever lifehacks and figuring out a way around the system. I mean, who doesn't want to be their own version of Joanne the Scammer? But, I mean, if you're paying good money for a trainer, you may just be scamming yourself at this point.
20 People No One Should Ever Take Advice From, Ever
Have you ever been in a situation where you open up to someone and they start rambling on and on, giving unsolicited advice that's neither warranted nor helpful?
So you're left sitting there, politely nodding and smiling, waiting for the person to finish their little spiel so you can go on with your day. This article has 20 of those people.
1. We're definitely not taking diet advice from her.
2. We're definitely not taking pet care advice from them.
The dog loves it, okay sure...but this may be the start of a very dangerous pet trend where people put their little pals in freezers, and that just sounds scary.
3. We're definitely not taking relationship advice from her.
I've only ever been in very unsuccessful relationships, and this reminds me of the number one reason I ever got into heated fights with my man. So, I'm just gonna say we're not gonna do this.
4. We're definitely not getting vegan lifestyle advice from her.
I know YouTube is notorious for clickbait, and let's be real, we've all been there at a certain point. But I feel like this is the exact reason why people have trust issues.
5. We're definitely not getting skin care advice from this employee.
Every person who's been into Lush knows this is a fact, and every person who's ever worked at Lush has probably uttered this exact statement at one point.
6. We're definitely not taking bee swatting advice from them.
I hate bees too. But I mean, this is just so much work to clean up. Like, is it even worth it at that point?
7. We're definitely not taking selfie advice from him.
I'm all for flexin' on the 'Gram and making everyone jealous of the life I wish I had, but the reality behind this is making me sad. :(
8. We're definitely not taking laundry advice from them.
In all my years of barely adulting and never truly learning how to do laundry, I can definitely say it has never escalated to this dangerous point.
9. We're definitely not taking any kind of permanent advice from this yearbook designer.
This designer had ONE job, and instead they made sure this person got the realest wake-up call.
10. We're definitely not taking hairstyling advice from her.
She's probably too into the moment of being a hairstylist to investigate why those curls aren't doing what they're supposed to do...
11. We're definitely not taking any cleaning tips from this janitor.
This is one of those things that is almost as bad as being stuck in a public bathroom without toilet paper.
12. We're definitely not getting good parking advice from this lady.
Oh man...there's a whole entire parking lot with too many empty spots to count...like, HOW did this even happen?
13. We're definitely not getting good Instagram pic tips from them.
Or maybe we are, depending on how you look at it. It's either a "Omg, how funny is this?!" or "I guess I'll never know how that ice cream cone tastes..." It's all about perspective, I guess.
14. We're definitely not getting any form of relationship or flirting advice from them.
Rookie mistake, but there's truly no going back and redeeming yourself after this. Game over, y'all.
15. We're definitely not taking motivational advice from them.
If I were to ever get some Motivational Monday texts from this person, I would know to delete them right away because they're definitely cursed.
16. We're definitely not taking parenting advice from him.
This poor kid fell headfirst and is now probably bawling their eyes out and ruining the rest of this playdate...
17. We're definitely not taking problem-solving advice from them.
Not only are you out some valuable coins, but your frustrations have escalated to permanent hangriness because truly, your lunch is ruined.
18. We're definitely not taking cooking advice from her.
I'll say it once again for the people in the back: If you have to unwrap cheese slices from sealed plastic, it's not cheese, it's yellow plastic!!!
19. We're also definitely not taking food advice from whoever committed this food tragedy.
Even if this was a cooking hack, nothing tops some good old fashion Parmesan...so it's a no from me!!!
20. We're definitely, for the first time, considering taking relationship and cooking advice from her.
She needs to spill the tea on this recipe because if she locked in a man, I'll need to take notes.
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