Ah, Thanksgiving dinner: a night of judgement-free gluttony, where your plate becomes a Jackson Pollock-inspired mishmash of cranberry sauce, gravy, and whatever scraps you just couldn't possibly add to your belly.
After you've successfully stuffed yourself full of delicious turkey and have given all the thanks you can possibly give, there's only one course left for you to conquer: dessert.
If your family is anything like mine, you're usually limited to two options for your post-turkey treat: pumpkin pie or pecan pie. And that's the kind of choice that can divide families.