All women know that the moment the humidity index hits that point, it's over for us.
I can't emphasize this enough: every woman has faked it at least once in her life!
Stay away from us unless you have cuddles and chocolate.
Bring the entire makeup collection with us, we "might" need it.
Quit asking us why we're hungry. We'll eat as much as we want.
Free alcohol and the ability to school forever? Sign me up.
We want that sleek Kim Kardashian look but we look like Thomas Jefferson instead.
It feels like I want to rip my lips off my face.
I need my face wash, moisturizer, tint, exfoliator, you know everything.
Women always want to show off their legs after they shave.
We thought we were Thor but, we needed one of everything because it's "so cute."
You don't know how good you have it until it's gone.
I can barely match my shoes to my outfit, I'm too tired to do makeup.
If you're complaining about his actions, sis you're probably too good for him!
She will rage up on you like a bull let loose.
