Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls, welcome to the second installment in my syndicated "Haters Need To Calm Down" series.
So Haters, break out those chill pills because you're about to get told.
Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls, welcome to the second installment in my syndicated "Haters Need To Calm Down" series.
So Haters, break out those chill pills because you're about to get told.
And this one is gearing up to be a pretty big doozy of a movie.
Oh hey, that kind of rhymed. Good for me.
Returning for what seems to be his final film.
We've talked before about some of the best actors who could or should play the iconic spy on this website before, so check that out.
Playing what I can only assume will be a wacky yet threatening villain, and it's going to be awesome.
He's an Oscar award-winning actor now and will bring a whole lot to the role.
Who is Nomi you ask?
Well silly billy, if you hold on to your pants a little while longer than I'll tell you, little impatient monkey.
Well, apparently she's this hot new agent at MI6.
So what? Is she just some rookie? Or is she a seasoned vet, like is she 006 or 005 or something?
I know right? Just blew your freaking mind there.
I can hear you all now, frantically looking around, waving your arms, going all hog wild looking for the answers and being so confused.
Remember at the end of Spectre when James Bond left MI6? Well, they weren't just going to leave that title and that license to kill kicking around, would they?
They gave it to Nomi.
They usually sing a tune like:
Oh great, something in a movie gets a little more progressive because Hollywood likes to make money, now I get to get mad on the internet.
Well, I hate to break it to you Twitter guy if that is your real name, but this isn't the first-ever female agent we've had in a Bond movie.
This is a scene from Thunderball where all the 00 agents are gathered.
In the end, you can clearly see a female agent there, just hanging around and having ovaries.
Hold on to your seats because this one is a screamer!
The year is 1999. The World Is Not Enough comes out with Pierce Brosnan starring as the spy.
Where a bunch of agents has gathered around after the British oil tycoon Robert King was murdered by an assassin named Renard.
In the briefing, we once again see a female agent sitting there.
Eva Moneypenny was also an MI6 agent before she, uh, went and shot Bond.
And she had a name and a character and everything! Almost like a real person would!
Was discovered by two different Twitter users, Daniel Robinson and Mark O'Connell.
Well done boys, good looking out so I could tell these haters the following message...
My final message to you is this: not only is this not the first-ever female Bond agent, but not even the first that was a woman of color.
So calm down, or whatever.