Twitter is a beautiful and wonderful place, full of nice people saying informative things on a wide range of subjects.
Nah, can you imagine? Fortunately for us, even though parts of Twitter are a mess, Kim Kardashian is there to entertain us with her surprisingly self-aware clapbacks.
Let's go.
The tweet she was originally replying to was deleted, likely because Kim spoke up.
In reference to Khloé working the day after news broke that Tristan Thompson cheated on her, one user wrote:
"If someone cheats on you publicly. Y'all going outside the next day?"
Before the whole Blac Chyna debacle, Rob Kardashian dated The Cheetah Girls founder Adrienne Bailon.
Bailon said on the relationship, "To be stuck with that Kardashian label, that was so hurtful to me and to my career."
Kim was not having that.
Hey, that's a weird headline. However, it really did happen: in 2016, Kim's posting of a mostly-nude selfie caused massive controversy.
Bette Midler got in on it, quipping: "Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera."
Kim couldn't let that rest.
In the same spirit of "consistency is key," Kim decided to happily agree with another user who commented on her personality.
I mean, if they're going to accuse you of it, may as well lean into it.
You'd think Lamar Odom would have known better.
After making light of his marriage to Khloé, which was fraught with infidelity allegations and drug abuse on his end, Kim basically snapped.
A series of paparazzi pictures emerged of Kim leaving a hotel alone, then going back and re-emerging with North on her hip.
People accused her of forgetting her child. Kim was ready.
In a tweet that preceded the Kim and Kanye vs Taylor Swift conflict getting blown up big time, Kim acknowledged National Snake Day.
It looks like Taylor got the last laugh, though: she themed her entire Reputation album and tour around snakes.
One of the best things about Kim is that she actually has a wicked sense of humor.
This tweet of intense self-awareness should be framed. It's almost a motivational quote, tbh.
After coming under fire for wearing cornrows, Kim decided to clap back on Twitter.
For the record, her haters were correct this time — Kim culturally appropriates a lot. Like, a lot a lot.
Surprisingly, Harper's Bazaar ran a story that alleged Kim was not thrilled when she found out about Kylie's pregnancy.
Kim decided to respond to the article on Twitter, and Harper's Bazaar was forced to correct their article to include her tweet.
Next up in the nude selfie saga: Kim vs Piers Morgan.
Piers decided to offer to buy Kim some clothes, which I for one seriously do not think he would have made good on.
I don't know why the Daily Mail thought it was a) okay, or b) warranted to call vintage pictures of Kris Jenner "chubby."
Thankfully, Kim stepped in. FYI, body shaming is never okay. Thanks!
Rumors and comments began circulating that Kim was partying while Saint was in the hospital.
Kim set the record straight with some actual facts, which Twitter could definitely use more of.
Kim's nude selfie sparked massive debate. One take came from Chloë Grace Moretz, who said:
"I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies."
You know what? She's right, and she should say it.
These days, her Twitter is dedicated to her beauty brand, as well as political activism. We love a well-rounded queen who continually grows as a person.
