15+ People Who Know How To Keep It Classy

Diply 9 Jul 2018

I normally don't try to be a judgmental person, but...Okay, sorry, I almost got through that without laughing. If I'm being totally honest, I think we all know the guilty pleasure of judging someone for falling short of our expectations of decorum.

We all do it, but if you don't want to feel weird about it, just blame me.

1. Remember, folks, if you have an idea that seems so simple that you can't believe no one else already thought of it, that's pretty much a surefire sign that you're just plain wrong.

Reddit | Skarmannga

Then again, I've seen two or three pictures like this floating around recently, so maybe it's a hot new trend that I'm just not hip enough to be in on.

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2. I'm not sure if this is just bad luck or somebody messing with her, but I'm not too proud to say I laughed out loud.

Reddit | deathnutz

Listen, if we didn't want people to laugh at farts, maybe farts should stop sounding so hilarious.

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3. Well, this is going to ruin eggs for me for a solid few minutes.

Reddit | ThatPastyWhiteGuy

I'd say that I was done with eggs for good, but that'd just be a lie. Also, can we appreciate how much candy this person seems to have in their fridge?

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4. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, still shame on you, ya creep.

Reddit | BasuraItaliano

I mean, if he's trying to get my attention while panhandling, it worked, but the last thing I want to do is encourage him to keep doing this.

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5. On the one hand, this is a pretty ingenious way to check out your situation down there in a hurry.

Imgur | Scarbici

On the other hand, everybody can see you. But hey, you didn't spend all that time on your body for people to not notice.

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6. Is this some kind of spinoff from The Last Airbender that I missed?

Twitter | @jamesdoleman

Even if I had the ability to do this, I'd have to build up a whole lot of confidence in my skills before I was willing to piss-bend anything past my face.

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7. singing in an extremely Julie Andrews voice: These are a few of my favorite things.

Tumblr | cyborgslayer

I'd look further into this story, but I'm sure it's not going to be as good as I'm imagining it.

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8. I understand why you might want to put this kind of policy in place, but I also feel like it's a seriously missed marketing opportunity.

Reddit | OhDrewlius

Also, let's not pretend it's the Ouija board that haunts the place. If your Subway has ghosts in it, that's on you.

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9. Honest, if you're in sales, you've just gotta talk to the customer if they want to be talked to.

Twitter | @johntoconnor

If that person wants to talk kinky about toilets, you'd better be ready to get filthy.

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10. Remember, folks, just because you can pull off a particular talent, that doesn't mean you should.

The Chive | The Chive

How does somebody even find out that they're capable of doing this? That's what I wanna know.

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11. I realize that this is probably one of those fancy glass doors that goes opaque when you lock the door, but the last thing I need to worry about mid-poop is whether or not I'm going to end up on full display after a mechanical error.

The Chive | The Chive
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12. First of all, I have enough concerns about my bedroom performance without you making it worse, furniture store.

The Chive | The Chive

Second of all, what happens in my bedroom is between me, my wife, and the guys who are "just friends," who I sometimes see leaving when I come home from work.

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13. Parking outside of a funeral can be a real hassle, especially if the person is really popular.

Reddit | LadyJessicaRabbit

It's a good thing the funeral parlor installed that hitching post so that caskets and people on horseback have a place to park.

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14. She's just a regular girl. She puts her pants on, one waist at a time.

Reddit | chickin-nuggets

I wish I was in the room when they came up with this idea. Like "Okay, guys, wait. What if we did jeans...but backwards?"

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15. They told me I couldn't grow palm trees in this climate, but I sure showed them a thing or two.

Reddit | effervescent-bubbles

Sure, it looks terrible, but at least I'm right, and that's way more important than aesthetics.

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16. Here I am, just trying to enjoy my breakfast, and these two need to make it all about them.

Reddit | Scharfestahl

Actually, it's really just the one that's the showboat. The other one seems embarrassed. I recognize that look from everybody who's ever been around me.

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17. I can't tell if this cat is actually making things more or less classy.

Imgur | HollowRides

I tried to do this once, and I made a terrible mess. So I guess I'm landing on "less classy."

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18. It's the thought that counts, but sometimes the thought is just weird.

Imgur | rebeccalouise12

That being said, if you find someone who makes your heart do that, you lock them down immediately. That's a kind of thing that only comes along once in a lifetime.

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19. The real trick isn't getting a guy to do stuff like this for you. No, no, no, the real magic is in making him think that it's his idea.

Imgur | Imgur

But us men, we know this. And we know that it's just easier to go along with it.

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20. Whoever said that romance was dead?

Imgur | artoodeetu

I know that every exceptionally romantic encounter I've ever had has included a pillow with a flamingo pattern on it and descriptions of anatomy.

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21. Breakups are hard, especially when you're having to deal with bumper sticker levels of commitment.

The Chive | The Chive

But the important thing is to let the world know that you're ready to meet someone new. And if you can't do that with pink paint on your truck, how can you do it?

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22. I mean, yeah. You didn't really have to ask.

Imgur | Imgur

I'm also all about this aesthetic. The pale blue jeans, the socks and sandals, the not caring what anybody thinks. There's no way that this person isn't a dad.

Also, folks. It's also unclassy to take pictures of people in bathrooms. Just sayin'.

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23. It's important to have some kind of code by which to live your life.

The Chive | The Chive

I'm not about to tell someone their motto isn't good. I also hope they don't end up ironically choking on toes.

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24. There's a lot to cringe about here.

Imgur | OpticRandumb

Airing your dirty laundry in public, selling your wife's stuff, and most upsetting of all, having a sign that is easy to misread, making me think that he's selling his wife.

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