24 Pics That Don't Deserve To Exist

They're watching you. Silently judging your knockoff Coach bag with their cold, poorly painted-on eyes. Their twisted smiles grin down at you. Once someone puts a hat on their heads, they will come alive and their reign of terror begins.

This Ernie looks like an alternate dimension horror show from Jim Henson's Nightmare on Sesame Street, who leaves rubber duckies as his sinister calling card in the wake of his carnage. "Do you want to play a game, Bert?" he whispers.

Too late. Ernie has you now.

For when you want cake, but also want to self-flagellate for things you've done in the past. This is self-loathing in food form. This cake is what you feed your boyfriend after you find out he watched the finale of Everything Sucks! without you.

But if I can't unsee it, neither can any of you. It takes a lot of talent to make a shoe look obscene, but this one really does. I feel itchy and uncomfortable looking at this.

I have that with this image, and it's breaking my brain. Without actually putting this monstrosity in my mouth, I somehow just know how it tastes, and it's upsetting.

They'll never complain about a delicious slice of Hawaiian again, because this banana abomination provides some valuable perspective. And are those...peanuts? Whoever did this needs to be stopped.

I'm betting 10 bucks that this guy grows up to be a powerful super villain. As a failed evil genius myself (my attempts to "liberate" a tank from the armory just got me banned from public places), I'm actually kind of impressed at how depraved this is.

"I am a sweet baby. Let's have fun together!" Guess what, evil baby? Stealing my organs and selling them on the black market isn't my idea of fun, but I can tell from that scowl that it's definitely yours.

Whoever did this probably deserves to be on a federal watch list somewhere. This is traumatizing to pretty much anyone who likes either seafood or The Little Mermaid and I am not here for it one bit.

Google tells me this is real, but it seems way too ridiculous to actually exist. The translation is turning my stomach, too. "Onions and cream" sounds like a lot of things, but tasty is not one of them.

I mean, I'm not a big fan of objectification on the best of days, but this kangaroo is making me very squidgy. I have to admit, though, it definitely looks like he works out, because those tiny marsupial arms are buff like a boxer's.

Is it the bolts that make this extra creepy, or is it the fact that the head has been enlarged, showing every hair and pore? Whatever it is, it needs go to back under the design rock from whence it came.

Looking at all these dry, cheap, sugary dollar store donuts and imagining eating them for breakfast is not leaving a very sweet taste in my mouth right now. The lighting in this photo is making these donuts look more unappetizing than that chocolate cake nightmare in Matilda.

The Kardashians have made a lot of very public missteps, but this is by far the worst one ever. Like, this makes the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge look reasonable.

The ones that you burn and then you get a fancy ring? Well, this is like that, but for nightmares. This is not the type of prize you want to find in your Bergamot And Cilantro scented pillar.

No matter how long you think it has, these M&M's have been around longer.

Now, all a quarter will get you is some chalky candy dust.

Syrup dispensers are for syrup.

Now all I can think about are pancakes smothered in ranch, and it's making me queasy.

Turns out it's a decade-old banana.

It can't be eaten as is, and it can't be made into banana bread, either.

It's useless, and I want it gone.

Kim K's children would love this, wouldn't they?

I almost feel bad for hot dogs. Everyone thinks they're gross and smell bad, ya know?

And they're right, obviously.

If I opened a Starburst package like this, I'd automatically think the rest of them were tainted, too.

You guys can have all my yellow and pink ones. I'm outtie.

Quite the opposite, actually.

It's a ball of your roommate's hair, specifically woven to give you nightmares.

I don't know about you, but I think it's working.

Clean-freaks everywhere are cringing the cringiest cringes right now.

Honestly, I've seen toddlers eat in a neater manner.

Somebody get a "Caution — Spill" sign ASAP.

They should have this notice posted on all school entryways.

Contrary to popular belief, shoes were actually designed so I don't have to look at your feet.

Is this a composite of two different people? Is this a bad color correct job? Who thought this was a good idea? How did this pass the QC? Does this person still have a job? I have so many questions about this.