Usually, I'm of the opinion that it's kind of hard to mess up pizza. After all, it's a pretty straightforward formula, right? Dough, sauce, cheese, your favorite accouterments, and bam, you've got the perfect pie.
Besides, how can you tell someone their pizza preference is wrong? We all have different tastes and we all like what we like. So really, it seems like the world of pizza should be a happy, cohesive little place.
Except it's not because some pizza toppings are just insulting. Cue: Fritos on pizza.