By most standards, I am probably still considered to be a "newlywed."
With almost five years of the holiest of matrimony under my belt, I can say each and every one of these tweets about marriage hit home.
So, for those of you who aren't married, don't think, "Oh, we'll never be that couple."
You will. 'Tis written in the stars.
If I had a dime for every time this happened in my household, we could just have a butler.
Call her petty, but she's right!
Is it our fault if we want men to look their best? Isn't this woman providing a service?
My theory with this one is that she didn't hear him throw out his trash in the wrong bin. She predicted he would do it.
Confession: I bought my husband a Valentine's Day card this year and it's still in my purse...not filled out.
There's something about growing old with someone that makes pragmatism seem hot.
Get your phone out and scroll through your texts with your partner. It's all administrative.
This is beyond dramatic, but when you've been married a while, it helps to keep it fresh.
We literally just had this discussion, and now there is a beautiful toaster oven atop our counter. Worth it.
This tweet spoke to my soul.
Right? All's fair in love and war?
For better or for worse!
Let's just call this a silver lining.
You know, because we don't blame each other for enough stuff.
For example, "I can't wait to judge other happy people with you for no good reason."
That wasn't in the Marriage Handbook.
