Company Makes Butthole Chocolates And Will Make A Bronze Mold Of Yours Too

devin.duke 13 Dec 2018

There are certain parts of the body that just don't get much attention for a number of reasons. But why? Maybe they shouldn't be ignored. Well, a company called Edible Anus is breaking down the stigma surrounding buttholes in a big way.

It may seem less than appetizing, but you can actually buy chocolates made from a mold of someone's butthole and they even offer custom work if you want a bronze mold of your own. Let's take a look at this truly bizarre business.

Yep, that's a chocolate butthole.

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Edible Anus created its first chocolate butthole in 2006, and they haven't looked back. London artist, Magnus Irvin, got it all started. Check out this eye opening history lesson from the Edible Anus website.

Initially, Mr. Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus.

History was made that day.

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Now that we know the history of how these treats came to be, let's see what kind of chocolate Edible Anus offers.

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Their chocolates come in milk, dark and white Belgian chocolate. I mean, if you're getting chocolate buttholes, they need to taste good.

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They even recommend that you give the chocolates to your family as a gift.

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Check out this blurb from the site.

This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK. Watch Grandma’s face light up as she unwraps a homely selection of chocolate cracks. The perfect gift for all the family.

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Believe it or not, Edible Anus has a humanitarian mission as well.

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On their site, they write:

We believe the Edible Anus can help to break down cultural boundaries or race, class, gender, and sexual orientation in an amusing and easily digestible way.

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If you're going to be spending good money on booty chocolates, you'll want to rest assured that they will get to you in one piece.

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The website takes your concerns very seriously and recommends that you get one of these insulated shipping boxes so the chocolates don't melt in transit. That might not look too pretty.

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I'm sure you've been wondering this entire time, but these chocolates contain no preservatives.

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100% pure milk chocolate baby.

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On the Edible Anus Twitter page, they even post some dessert ideas that your chocolates can be a part of.

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Here is a photo of a butthole chocolate beautifully topping a rhubarb dessert.

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Check it out! Tons of little buttholes getting prepped for packaging.

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You have to give it up to anyone who can sustain a business around producing chocolate anuses. Talk about winning.

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Make no mistake about it, this is a serious business.

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If you ever doubted how popular chocolate buttholes could be, just look at the sheer number of them in production here. This is legit ya'll.

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The company will make your own custom bronze anus for a special price.

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For $1,900, you can get your own mold made and it might look a little like this. I really want to know how many people have gotten this done. That's some serious commitment.

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We all know that they recommended putting the chocolates in your desserts, so why not get some ideas for that bronze mold?

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A trophy? Really? These people are really thinking outside of the box at Edible Anus.

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Taken from their Twitter page, you can see the size of the bronze mold.

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In this post, the company suggests that you can get a his and hers bronze anus. They also put #weddingrings. Now that's asking a lot but hey, it wouldn't surprise me if someone actually had these as wedding rings.

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The selection from Edible Anus is almost too much to handle.

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Your staring at the solid silver limited edition anus. Talk about limited, there are only 100 of these in circulation. How cool would it be to know that you and only 99 other people in the world have this silver butthole?

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So how is it done?

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It's awkward, but the cast is made with a putty-like substance that has to set in place. Gravity makes things kind of hard, so positioning your body like this is the only way. Once you have the impression of your goods, you can really apply it to just about any substance.

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The Edible Anus website is always there if you want to partake in the fun this holiday season.

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It looks like there is even a special Christmas deal. Stocking stuffer? I think so.

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Check out Magnus Irvin showing off some molds with a volunteer. He loves his work, that's for sure.

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I've never been so sure that I was looking at a genius before. Right now I am sure of it.

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Sorry ya'll, I couldn't resist.

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Forest Gump has never been so correct, when it comes to a box of chocolates these days, you never know what you're gonna get.

Would you ever get this done?

h/t: Edible Anus

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