School Principal Bans Candy Canes Because 'The Shape Is A J for Jesus'

Maybe it's because I was a kid at the time, but I don't remember the holiday season being even remotely controversial when I was young. You had your Santa Claus parade, you got your picture taken with the jolly old elf, you decorated your tree, and you got your presents on Christmas morning. Good, straightforward times.

Not so much anymore.

An elementary school principal in Nebraska is in hot water after trying a bit too hard to cool off the school's Christmas decorations.

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As KETV in Omaha reports, the principal of Manchester Elementary in Elkhorn will be spending some time on administrative leave after instructing teachers to crack down on certain Christmas decorations around the school.

Apparently well-meaning, she wanted to draw a line between what was religious and what was merely festive.

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And she didn't consult the district's official policy before doing so. The things she wanted to exclude for "religious" reasons did not sit well with parents.

Among the things on her "not acceptable" list: Christmas trees in classrooms, singing Christmas carols, and playing Christmas music.

Also, making a Christmas ornament as a gift ā€” "This assumes that the family has a Christmas tree which assumes they celebrate Christmas," and, believe it or not, candy canes.

The reasoning she gave in her directive for banning candy canes doesn't stand up.

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"Historically, the shape is a ā€˜Jā€™ for Jesus," she wrote. "The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his resurrection. This would also include different colored candy canes."

That's not at all where they come from.

For the record, the idea that candy canes make a J for Jesus is, at best, unproven.

At worst, it's incorrect. Although the history of the candy cane is murky, the most likely explanation is that they were hooked to make them hang better on a Christmas tree. And nobody even knows who started adding stripes to candy canes or why.

Sorry, principal, but you have to go back to class on this one.

Honestly, if there's any good reason to ban candy canes in school, it's the distracting crinkling of the wrappers and the irresistible temptation to sharpen those things as you go.

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I know I wasn't the only kid who did this. I'm well aware that it's a miracle I still have both eyes.

So what did the principal deem acceptable for classes to decorate with?

"Snow men, snow women, snow people; snowflakes; gifts; gingerbread people; sledding; hot chocolate; polar bears; scarves, boots, earmuffs, and hats; polar bears; penguins; and 'yetis' and 'Olafs' (from Frozen)."

The district administrators did not agree with her.

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To try to stem a tide of phone calls from concerned parents, they issued a statement saying that the district, "Has since clarified expectations and provided further direction to staff in alignment with District policy."

That doesn't really clear much up at all concerning what can and can't go on the walls at Manchester Elementary.

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However, the district's policy does state that "Christmas trees, Santa Claus and Easter eggs and bunnies are considered to be secular, seasonal symbols."

And you have to think that candy canes will be back on the menu, too.

h/t: KETV7

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