The internet is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, we have access to limitless information and we never have to wait to have our questions answered.
On the other hand, it's also the place where you'll be exposed to people or things you never thought could exist in nature — and not always for the better.
I can't help but imagine what this place might smell like. Doesn't sound like a relaxing day at the spa to me. I think I'll pass.
No, wait, you were fooled like me. Look at it again, playa.
One thing's for sure: Ol' Bubba is having the thrill of his life.
I knew my poop smelled like roses. Hah, see what I did there? Once you stop laughing super hard you can move to the next photo.
On a side note, this laugh always beyond irked me. Like, just so over the top, right?
And look at his feet, he's about to get owned.
But then you quickly realize it's just extremely unfortunate letter spacing. This is why you have someone edit your work.
Again, I'm stumped. Is this horrifying or glorious? I'm going to go with glorious.
Nope, she's not actually doing either of these two things. It's just your brain being a tricksta, old boy.
Even Paul Rudd is baffled, and considering he's basically immortal and doesn't age at all, you'd think he'd seen it all.
It's never too early to touch on dark subjects with your children.
I guess this is how far companies have to go now in order to reach the full demographic. For the fastest shave of your life, choose...
He looks so majestic, too. He's taken many a long ride through the badlands. Saved a lot of lives, broke a lot of hearts.
It's all I can assume because the alternative is Fargo.
My pure (haha) soul can't handle this confusion, but for some reason, I want more so here we go...
This is what we'll lose if people stop going into the trades. However, watch those feet, my friend.
Don't worry, I heard all you have to do is "jus’ play him a bit o’ music an’ he’ll go straight off ter sleep."
And, folks, this is exactly how things like this happen. Be canny and careful.
I wonder who they were trying to summon? Likely Satan, but I don't want to assume. Looks fun, though.
And if you're still here, you like weird too. So keep reading on if you dare to.
Who else could this be but the reinvention of Thomas Edison or Ben Franklin? I mean, this level of ingenuity is unmatched.
I will go ahead and assume you're 10 times smarter than me, though. You just have to let it sink in for a moment.
And if dad passes out on the Fall 2017 display, he will make a great clothing holder before you head to the change room.
I mean, I can't say that I'm turned off by this photo. Maybe it's just me, but meh.
Are you up for the challenge? Will you finish this journey with me? Will you be the Sam to my Frodo?
Is it a pistachio? Is it off a plant? If you know, puh-lease enlighten me.
Would he be called an entrepreneur or a flapJack of all trades? Sorry.
Wait. Hold up. I think I see a little problem here. Unless it's a triplet convention I don't know about. Tsk, tsk, tsk, people.
But "sister-in-law"? Somewhere, there is a man who really needs to explain his choice of mate and what drives his "type."
Trust me, it's worth the lack of productivity.
