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Boozy Quotes For People Who Are Already Pouring A Second Glass

As soon as the clock strikes (insert socially acceptable time here), I've got a bottle of the good stuff in one hand and a glass in the other, ready to pour myself a healthy dose of Mamma's feel-good juice.

Where's the cork screw, you ask? Don't need one. I've seen enough Pirates of the Caribbean movies to know your teeth work as well as any kitchen tool to get that pesky li'l cork out of there.

If you're like me and you have your drinking habits down to a science, I think you're really going to enjoy these boozy quotes I've so lovingly gathered together into one neat little article.

Let's find out!

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It's a fun little game I like to play that doesn't really have any winners... but it also doesn't have any losers.

That is, if you don't count my poor boyfriend having to deal with the outcome, whatever that may be.

Thank goodness for that.

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If you ever hear a little voice inside of your head telling you these kinds of lies, you make sure you drown it out with a bit more tequila.

Trust me, it works.

(Also, please drink responsibly.)

I hear it calling my name.

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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a glass, asking it to please not empty so quickly this time because I'm running out of ice.

No man required over here, thanks.

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But I will be needing a top-up.

And this time, let's not be so stingy with the pour, okay? We're all adults here — don't be afraid to really fill 'er up.

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