As soon as the clock strikes (insert socially acceptable time here), I've got a bottle of the good stuff in one hand and a glass in the other, ready to pour myself a healthy dose of Mamma's feel-good juice.
Where's the cork screw, you ask? Don't need one. I've seen enough Pirates of the Caribbean movies to know your teeth work as well as any kitchen tool to get that pesky li'l cork out of there.
If you're like me and you have your drinking habits down to a science, I think you're really going to enjoy these boozy quotes I've so lovingly gathered together into one neat little article.