Until you get that ring on your finger, you really don't know what you're in for in your marriage.
It's sort of like a box of chocolates, I guess. Sometimes you get a nice, ooey gooey caramel-filled piece, and sometimes you get the disgusting berry flavor that everyone always takes a bite out of and puts back.
If you're living the ol' married life, here are some quotes I think you're going to really enjoy and you'll want to show your spouse tonight while you're getting ready for bed.
In our car, it's more of a battle of "whoever grabs the cord first wins."
But here's a pro trip: hide the cord under your own seat and "magically" find it after you've already started driving.
He'll trust you with keeping his children alive, but the second it comes to any sort of home reno project, suddenly he's the big man on campus again.
Seriously, how much could I do to wood?
I'm secretly glad I have someone in my life who recognizes my bizarre grocery shopping habits.
When I grab a cart, I never end up needing it. And when I forgo the cart, I always need it. Thankfully, there's usually someone there who knows me better than I know myself, and who's always willing to push the cart I definitely don't need.
My go-to line is "what do you feel like?" because even though I'm not sure what I feel like, I'm willing to field some ideas and decide whether or not we're going to be having what he suggests.
