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Relatable Tweets That Prove Halloween Just Hits Different As An Adult

Halloween hasn't lost its zest and excitement for everyone, but for many adults out there, it just doesn't hit the same. Who has the time— both emotionally and spiritually—these days to plan who or what they want to dress up as?

If we're going to be honest, we're just waiting for the candy to go on sale on November 1st. Anyway, here are some tweets for people who are still enjoying Halloween, just in a different way.

It's me. I'm the happy kid this Halloween while I smash a box-full of chocolate solo.

No shame!

When a haunted house is an "escape," you know it must be bad out there.

If anyone is accepting applications for an extra who just sleeps in a creepy fake haunted bed, let me know.

The world really is the ultimate haunted house, don't you think?

There is truly nothing more terrifying.

I'm leaning towards pizza, personally.

One year my food delivery guy actually demanded a piece of candy before giving me my pizza and it took everything in me not to slam the door in his face.

I would have too. Except, you know, pizza.

Where is the lie?

One person is always way more committed to the costume, and it's usually the one who' get the better end of the deal.

If you ever see a couple going as Slink from "Toy Story," I guarantee it wasn't the guy dressed as the rear-end's idea.

Where's THAT Pinterest board?

Dressing up is all fun games until you're at a party and you've had too many drinks and you're the depressed Bella Swan from "Twilight" having a quarter-life crisis in between beer bong games.

Basically my commitment to decorating in a nutshell.

Look, I don't hate Halloween. But I'm more of a Christmas person myself. So I'll put out a pumpkin or two, but don't expect my house to be the one that goes all out and becomes the talk of the neighborhood.

You're lucky you're even getting the pumpkins!

These cookies are from a horror movie, right?

So clearly someone decided that for Halloween they wanted to go as the worst baker ever, because they decided to ruin cookies with...ugh, candy corn.

Got that right.

You can even show up on your ex's front step in that wedding dress to give him a taste of what he was missing when he decided he wasn't interested in "a long-term commitment."

And if he threatens to call the cops, you just pull out a pillow case and say you're trick-or-treating!

My favorite costume.

I'm also considering possibly dressing up as "girl who waited too long to plan a costume but still wanted to go to the party so I put on a flannel shirt and it's up to YOU to decide what I'm supposed to be."

Can we just go as ourselves for Halloween?

Can we start making that a thing?