It's always good to keep your finger on the pulse with everything that is going on around you! You only have to miss one memo and you're left looking like a right idiot!
This list serves as a hilarious testament to this fact, so please enjoy these 13+ times we didn't get the memo.
"So, Dave, we're all going to charge in and try to apprehend the criminals, okay?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Err, I don't know, maybe just ring your bell a bit and pedal as fast as you can?"
That is the most incredibly neat writing I've ever seen done with ketchup! And I've seen a lot of ketchup writing in my time, trust me on that!
I mean, fair play to the workers for just cracking on and not letting this dingbat get in the way of their work, but I can't believe they didn't just tow it away!
That cat has absolutely no idea that their backside is being seen by countless people across the internet! Although, as a cat, she probably wouldn't care.
I dread to think how far and wide this little trail leads around that house! My nan's dog did this once and tracked cream paint all around the house, and it's still there to this day.
Sure, they may have got the memo about wanting a bit of extra pepperoni, but it doesn't look like they got the memo about not using every single slice of pepperoni in the shop on one pizza!
I do love a good post-it note, mainly because they're a great way to annoy people. Nothing better than an anonymous passive-aggressive post-it note being left in an office. Ooh the drama that can ensue!
That dog on the bottom looks like it is completely fed up with how energetic the green dog is!
I mean, they've clearly got a strategy! It's a bold and quite ridiculous one, but it's a strategy nonetheless!
This person added, "I have an office which I have decorated with memorabilia from throughout my [firefighting] career. One of the guys has been sneaking in and rearranging my challenge coins every couple weeks. Today I figured out who it is."
This is hands-down the worst Carry On film that I have ever seen! Also, the fact that they need to put this sign up means that someone must have tried it!
Well, at least the underside of their armpits are protected from any harmful UV rays that they may be exposed to!
I can just imagine a person standing there staring at this, simply trying to pay for their products, only to break down into tears at the confusion of it all. On the right — or wrong — day, this could break anyone.
Why ruin their dreams, Xavier? If they want to be an aunt or an uncle just let them, so long as they're happy!
The person who posted this explained, "The Dutch police arrested [a] man and his bird for a burglary. Due to not having a cage the police put the bird in jail, on water and bread. Local news media put a black bar on his face."
"Look, Mr. Smith, I'm sorry but the sign clearly says that the belly rubs are only for pets."
"And to think, I bought this dog specifically for those belly rubs! What a waste!"
I guess it was easier to do this than to tip them out and change them around? However, I simply couldn't live with this. It would send my anxiety off the charts! I'm feeling seasick just looking at it!
"What do you mean you're not letting me buy a pint! I've shown you my ID?!"
"Yes but, Ms. Dodd, clearly you are a human being and not a chair, so I simply cannot accept this."
I bet that this kid absolutely never got into trouble in school! Anyone who is this compliant must be a teacher's dream student!
"Dave, for the last time, come out of the lake! There's no water!"
"Allan, I said I'm going for a swim, so I'm going for a swim."
"Dave, I—"
"I said, I'm going for a damn swim!"
