Scoring the winning goal, chocolate, a whole pizza to yourself — sure, these are some of the most satisfying things in life, but there's one more that tops them all, and that's cold, hard revenge. If you've ever been scorned in a relationship, you know that nothing is sweeter than a little bit of petty vengeance!
Does it get any worse than this?
She looks so accomplished. How do you print out text messages, though?
Make sure when you move, she doesn't have your new address.
Now that is petty AF.
Especially when it's a three figure parking ticket!
Plus, she doesn't have to deal with his petty ass.
I guess this is why people delete their exes off social media.
I think it's a little too late.
Sometimes you want something that makes more of an impression
But it will feel pretty darn good at the time
To be fair to both of them, it's a nice hat.
