I'm sure I'm not in the minority here when I say that getting old absolutely sucks.
It stinks. It stinks bad, and I know we're supposed to wear our age like some sort of badge of honor but I'm more of the opinion that we should all be given the choice of either that taking that badge, or assuming the ability to start Benjamin Button-ing when we hit a certain age.
Personally, I'm inclined to pick the latter.