Sometimes things don't pan out how you imagine them in your head, whether it be how you thought it would be a good idea to get your mother an iPad, or how well you thought you could cut a horse's hair!
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 14+ times that people were way off!
I mean, aside from this being an amazingly bizarre thing to do. What the hell is this recipe for? Fat Flush Water, what the hell is that all about?
Wow, and it's not even like she happened to get a good one either side of the jump either! I like how on the left it looks she is saying, "You've definitely got this, right?"
Can you imagine coming out of the toilet and going, "I was just having a piss in there and I saw something that reminded me that I had something to ask you..."
Well, at least they got peas right? Actually, can we make this guy's spellings the new standard? They're much more fun!
Yep, what you have created there is a VIP area for your dog. All you are now is a glorified bouncer for your dog's private booth.
One genius person had the idea, "I suddenly envision an entire clothing line called, 'Stupid'. Historical figures, landmasses, dates and events... all improperly identified with confidence."
I never assumed that parents sent kids to camp as they think the kids will like it... They just do it to have some free time, don't they?
Jesus, what sort of burritos has the person who called this tip in been eating? Someone should probably look into them.
One person rightly pointed out that what is really amazing here is that this person thinks they bought themselves a decoy laptop...when what they really bought was a very expensive bed for their cat! Who's really in charge here?
All I can hear when I look at this horse now is a guffawing laugh, the sort that they would do on Dumb and Dumber. Horse are such graceful beasts.
I guess that their only choice is to just leave it up, and then they'll always have easy access to the gutters at least?
Why wouldn't they include the chance to win a movie ticket in the supposed acronym? They were clearly struggling for things to say after all.
I remember my dad telling me that a lemon was just the same as an orange when I was a kid, which led me to bite right into one. And I wonder why I have trust issues.
I mean, I sincerely hope that they are way off... Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting in that pool ever again!
This really changes the tone of the magnet. Can't say I'd be very keen to whack that on my fridge!
These should have been standard from day one. I genuinely don't know why some places don't have them?
"Excuse me, this says 'STELLLLAAAAHH' on my receipt?"
"Ah, yes, just a little joke about Stella Artois and A Streetcar Named Desire!"
"Yes, I get it, but I ordered a Budweiser."
Oh...dear. Apparently, this person is holding on to this so that they can use it to embarrass their son later in life!
Also, if you get a job at the Black Hound, you can probably get away with stealing the odd pint now and again, so that's sort of like free beer?
The goofy little wave absolutely makes this picture. As far as acts of sibling rivalry go, this one is pretty funny!
"I knew you'd come back for me, Master!"
"Well...actually, I'm just doing a bit of work on the..."
"Hooray, saved at last!"
But...why ever not? Now that you're telling me I can't, there's something oddly appealing about this water!
Ah, this is so wonderfully tasteful... Oh, wait no, the other thing, hideous. I'm sure they're super pleased with it.
Firstly, there would be no way I would be putting my face that close to a bird with such a big beak! Secondly, I much prefer the one on the right anyway!
"Ah, yes, have you perchance brought me more human parts to continue my transformation into a person?"
"No... Just want to do my washing if that's alright?"
"Oh, Roomba, what on earth have you done to yourself?"
"Please...kill...Roomba. Roomba hate self."
When it comes to something like this, it doesn't matter how small the distance that you miscalculated is!
I feel like every time you enter the aisle of life & death there should be horror sound effects in the background, like thunder cracking, ominous laughter, or creaking doors.
And? Is there something wrong with it? Chunky knits are in, and that color really brings out your eyes. You should thank her.
You know that theory that animals can see ghosts? Can you understand why I find this is actually terrifying?
You really did. Can you imagine putting cinnamon on your cereal? The thought alone is making me gag.
If his head were any smaller, this would genuinely be an amazing spot. But, curse bone growth and development, his skull stopped him from winning.
This is one of those "accidents" that just doesn't add up. I'd start bringing your own eye drops, just to be safe.
I better not see anyone try to tell this dog that he isn't a lapdog. Every dog is a puppy for their whole life.
This feels like an unmasking scene from Scooby-Doo. "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling construction workers!"
The guesses in the comments for what she actually was ranged from cat to slinky, but my favorite has to be "possessed by a demon."
Between the amount of junk food and the Lego set, I'm not entirely unconvinced this man has no wife and is actually eight years old.
Oh my god, a stop sign that also says go? What am I supposed to do, the laws of the road have been disgraced and thrown away, all because of this genius prank!
I'm biased, but it shocks me every year that there are people who love Christmas enough that they purposely ignore Halloween to get to it. Halloween! The best holiday!
So let's walk through this. Two packages, one big, one small. Rather than putting the small one that would fit there under the mat, or even putting both under the mat for fun, they only put the big one under and then set the small one on top. Nope, still don't get it.
Not sure why people are against photobombs like this. They just make you look great in comparison.
To have a Pepsi you must earn it by defeating our champion, Whiskers, in hand to hand combat.
I mean, they say that the cat was no help, but it looks like they're pointing right at it! You need to listen to your cat more.
Listen, the new place doesn't have air conditioning, and that Ajax dish soap will start complaining about the heat if it doesn't stay cool.
Frankly, if you're ordering not one, not two, but three Hawaiian pizzas, then you deserve this kind of shoddiness. Pineapple shouldn't be on pizza, folks!
