45 People Who Got The Luck Of The Draw

I mean, I wouldn't say that this is a case of bad luck, more like your friend being a dolt! Sixteen hours of a wet crotch is gonna suck either way though!

One person in the comments genuinely suggested that the person who posted this may be "throwing them too hard." My response to that would be, "Do you think?!"

The person who posted this wrote, "This little girl climbed into a Ft. Lauderdale claw machine today & passed out free stuffed toys to patrons unknown to arcade workers. Arcade was full of patrons who seemed to have great luck at the machine today."

Now that is a lucky bowl of Lucky Charms with a side slice of diabetes! My mouth is watering thinking of this.

"Some days you get a biter, and some days you don't!"

"Is that like a motto or something, Dr. Hugh?"

"Nope, just a weird thing that I say."

Always check before you use a stall! However, in this instance, I'd say it's probably best to just use the paper!

Maybe that's just the shape that the bulb is meant to be? I mean, I highly doubt it, but you never know, it might be designed for people with curved ceilings.

I am actually fairly impressed that she managed to hit this. It was much harder to hit it than not hit it.

Yep, I don't think this will be one they will be ordering! Or, if they do, it will be purely to embarrass their kid down the line!

I mean, on the one hand it is incredibly fortunate that they didn't get a dent. However, if it had been ruined, they could at least have had an excuse to buy something other than a Peugeot!

Just look at his face. He knows exactly what he has done. Can you imagine starting that excuse, "Now, before I say why I haven't done my homework, you're not going to believe this..."

I never got the problem with stick shift. It's not really that difficult, is it? Maybe not learning in a pickup would help.

What a perfect storm of misery in this vending machine! Would you risk knocking it with another water bottle, or just get something else?

I don't think that I would have been able to handle the pressure. I'd have just had to wait for someone else to use it, then head through!

After the initial success of his hit show, Barney struggled to get any other roles and ended up spending most of his time in bars.

And I'll be clinging on to this hope all the way to my deathbed! It will be my final victory!

"Well, I just thought it would be funny if the word 'hot' looked like it was on fire."

"Dave, how many times must we have this conversation... Stop setting fire to things!"

First with the knife throwers, and now this! What are these people doing to be able to throw these things like this?!

Oh, Brian. I'm hoping it is just bad luck that these coworkers picked you and not due to the fact that you have prior experience in this area.

The person who posted this captioned it, "I threw my back out at the gym, causing me intense pain whenever I bend over even slightly. Fortunately, I was able to locate the back pain medicine shelf at my local supermarket."

I can't believe he got it in there! That cat's face looks like it's screaming, "Thank God you found me, please take me home!"

Unsure of how real this was, one curious Redditor actually checked, then wrote, "Just checked. Those really were the numbers on that draw date."

No matter how lucky you think you are feeling, you will never be a match for a goose. Take it from me.

I mean, all that this fortune is going to do is either make me have a crash or, at the very least, make me late for work!

I hate it when you just really need the toilet, yet the toilet is only for disabled, elderly, pregnant children. Although, I suppose they do need toilets.

"Hey, hey! Any chance I could hitch a ride into town?"

"For the last time, no!"

This is perfect timing! They have perfectly captured this dog's feeling of pure elation!

Which of these people was your favorite? Personally, I think mine was this guy in the blue here. Just look how furious he is at that other guy proposing! Amazing!

Suuure, it was definitely the dog who knocked it over and not the kids who put powder on the dog's nose. Always consider every possibility.

Something tells me this issue won't be fixed by just a software repair, but that's only a hunch.

Now you don't even need to throw it out! Keep it as decoration and show your guests the greatest coincidence to ever happen.

You see a failed attempt at growing a pineapple, I see a bite-sized pineapple. Move over, clementines and baby carrots, a new small produce product is here!

Hey, maybe they just really want to get into the art of collaging but need the funds to get started!

It's common knowledge that many cats will take ownership of anything that's left alone long enough. You need to move quickly around them.

While this is lucky, I think I'd rather be that white car farther away from the fallen tree. Or the cab driving by. Or just parked at home.

He doesn't look a day over four in this post. Really, though, to expect a pug to age gracefully is asking a lot from a breed that can barely breathe.

You may hate it now, but this is prime baby picture material. Pull this out in 15 years and watch her cringe.

Imagine being a child, like a literal child: You sign up for this fun bike race, and right before you start this Tour de France protege shows up in their aerodynamic helmet. I'd drop out then and there.

Not sure if the sign was ineffective and people walked on it anyway, or if it was put up waaay too late after all the grass had been destroyed. Good luck with the seeding.

It's almost like new, too! Sure it needs a few touch-ups, but he'll have that baby running again in no time.

He fully deserved this. He put forth a challenge too confidently. He wasn't prepared for defeat.

If you want to go through this park with your dog, you better pick them up and sprint. No taking any chances.

This cannot have been a purely chance encounter. However, it's still incredibly lucky she got a photo with him, even if she does look like she wants to die right here!

This photo was taken at the Chicago Beer Classic, and the man in the photo came onto the post to confirm that, yes, Creepy Ginger is actually based on him as a joke. Not sure if it's the best way to market yourself but hey, whatever works.

Again, I think this might be another case of someone getting the short straw when it comes to intelligence, not just general luck.