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13+ People Who Made Terrible Judgment Calls

One part of being a good leader is the ability to make good judgment calls in all manner of situations! It's not a skill I possess, but I've come to terms with that.

And, to showcase a few other people who hilariously lack this skill, here are 13+ people who made terrible judgment calls!

Giving A Horse A Terrible Haircut!

Reddit | btssmgss32412

They wrote, "So my dad calls me the other day, says he got in trouble at the barn for cutting a horses hair and everyone's pissed off. I felt bad for him until I got this picture from my mother."

"You can only call them 'doughnuts' if they come from the Doughnut region of France."

Reddit | Rkwdc

They sound like they're going to give you an infection. How do you make donuts repugnant? I'd have thought that was impossible!

"Priest accidentally live-streams mass with sunglasses and hat filter."

Reddit | ryanhuntmuzik

This sermon has been brought to you by the Blues Brothers! Can't wait for the hymns!

"I call your security, and raise you logic."

Reddit | ihatethemaclab

"It'll take a master thief to get into this now!"

"Err, Dave, what if you just open the top drawer?"

"...Well, they won't do that because that's cheating!"

"Somewhere, a packaging designer is chuckling. Not sure how this one got through."

Reddit | doplebanger

I can't work out whether the person who let this go through should be fired, or given a raise.

"They didn't really think this design through on my brother's wrestling shirt..."

Reddit | mnLIED

I don't know what kind of wrestling it is that they're doing, but this is definitely the wrong message regardless.

"I can feel that carpet under my wet toes already!"

Reddit | slynnt33

Nope, couldn't be having that! People who have carpet in their bathrooms are nothing other than psychopaths!

"Actually, on second thought, I’m not so hungry..."

Reddit | Quillford

"It's a man rubbing his belly, don't be so filthy, Dave!"

"Then why is he winking at me like that?"

"I...I don't know. Just don't look directly at him!"

Whoever Designed The World's Worst Dice!

Reddit | TheRealECRYD

"It's my turn to roll!"

"What did you get Jimmy?... Oh my God, I think he's having a seizure!"

"The grocery robot pleaded for 15 minutes for cleanup in Aisle 16 for a square of tissue. No one came."

Reddit | ontimpaul

"So, why have you decided to come to therapy, CleanupBot 4000?"

"I just feel like nobody listens to me. They think that my only interest is cleaning, but I like other things too! If only they took the time to get to know me."

"My 11-year-old: 'Why is there a magazine called Poopie?'."

Reddit | ponycomplete

That is actually a much more appropriate title for this magazine. Do people still read these things?

"I figured out you don't actually have to assemble these things."

Reddit | ImWadeYo

I mean, if you wanted a bedside table that looks like that, just head to a nearby dumpster, grab a big box, and fill it with bricks or something else heavy.

"Seriously, though... why did it take a global pandemic to install anti-peek dividers in restrooms?"

Reddit | NickW31

Thank God these are now here. However, they don't exactly look very sturdy! They look like they could fall and hit me at any moment!

"Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a 'candy corn bitch'."

Reddit | ronlechler

Getting dissed by a child on a skateboard is some wonderful cliché stuff! Also, you do kind of look like candy corn. How did you not see that?

"Imagine being drunk..."

Reddit | M3strefi

To be honest, I don't think I need to imagine! Just looking at this image has somehow made me drunk.

"They built this school like one month ago."

Reddit | WifideRouter

Maybe all of the builders were just really tiny? Either that or this guy is actually crazy tall?

"Sounds like an invite to your own murder."

Reddit | shitelyf

Even regardless of what they intended this to mean, the picture of the grave is a little too morbid, don't you think?

"I just wanted a BLT with cheese not judgement!"

Reddit | memphispunk

Well, that's what you get whenever you don't say please and thank you! Manners cost nothing.

"Just accidentally played the worst game ever. I call it Pear or Potato."

Reddit | barefootdoctor

I love potatoes, but I can't say that the idea of eating one raw sounds particularly appealing?

"Our school [built] a new sporting area on grass. Can't wait to play basketball on this."

Reddit | IcehWind

How did they arrive at this idea? Surely grass is also more difficult to maintain as you have to keep it cut as well?

"Women confuse me. Girlfriend sent me for groceries, and I thought that meant go get hats for the dogs. Turns out she was hungry."

Reddit | I-Hate-Suppositories

How could anyone not want this? I mean, sure, you can't eat the hats, but they're still cool!

"When I asked for extra cheese, this isn't what I meant Dunkin."

Reddit | Untouchable4rc

How did anyone actually stand there and think, "Yes, this is how he wants his cheese, surely!"

"That's how I broke my leg."

Reddit | Dis-Man-8

All we can do is pray for all of the shins of everyone who has ever fallen victim to this heinous staircase!

"Came home to this... Have you ever done something that was fun at the time, but after was a bad idea?"

Reddit | Schumannbr

This is much worse than most other situations of this ilk as there is no escaping from their deed!

"There's a special place in hell for people who design sinks like these."

Reddit | Nuclear-Shit

I just don't get why they ever do this? It just makes such a simple task so unnecessarily difficult!

"This unnecessarily zig-zag'd sidewalk."

Reddit | drnick1988

This is either supposed to discourage people from skateboarding down it, or discriminate against people who are scared of zigzags.

"Uni is giving away Ben & Jerry's tonight, I just feel they should have thought things through when choosing the event's name..."

Reddit | koko_koala94

I mean, they probably had a lot of disappointed people there. However, I bet it was the best-attended uni event of all time.

"This is how my wife decided to unpack her new cable."

Reddit | ThavinceGene

In fairness, I don't think that this person's wife is the first person to have fallen victim to the fury that this type of packaging inspires in a person!

"'BURGER CHEF' with black letters on black background."

Reddit | Alfredintum

Why does UGRHF somehow perfectly express how I feel? Not just now, but pretty much all the time. Like "ugh" but more.

"The company that decided to engrave my exact address on the key that opens my apartment, my cellar compartment and my mailbox."

Reddit | beetle_nectar

"No, I have no idea why we keep having so many thefts and break-ins! Maybe we should start taking the addresses off the keys... No, that's dumb. If they get lost how will people know where to return them?"

"New sign in Alberta features a butt crack."

Reddit | CokeyCola

If you hate seeing it, imagine being the guy in it. This was probably a candid shot at a random store. He didn't know he was going to be a model.

"My friend made an umbrella holder out of a women's handbag and concrete."

Reddit | daninet

I hope you sat down and had an intervention with this friend. Some DIYs are never meant to see the light of day.

"At first I thought it was a bird but then I realized the edgyness."

Reddit | jakob_nordendorf

If this hasn't already gotten him pulled over, it sure will. More than once. Many times, I hope.

"We're selling this at work now. Why would anyone make this?"

Reddit | jont7127

This is just cruel. Slime that looks and smells just like the sweetest of desserts, and I'm not supposed to eat it? How dare you.

"I love my cots."

Reddit | kingjojo192

Things like this always baffle me because it had to have gone through multiple layers of approval and yet no one saw the word "cot" over "cat."

"My friend almost dropped the baby during their family photos."

Reddit | Nationaltwenty

You say "almost" but this picture looks like a sure drop. At least if she has any issues growing up, you know who to blame.

"Cashier turned her back. I almost got caught."

Reddit | kirthasalokin

Yes the prank is funny, but I need to know why anyone would want a cup of cheese and what in the world "coast" is.

"Two telephone boxes after the redevelopment of the main road, no one can even use them."

Reddit | lukedaloop1

I get it, letting go of the past is hard, but just accept that no one uses payphones anymore. It's less painful.

"For Sale: totally normal van definitely not used in giraffe kidnapping scheme."

Reddit | Mouthmouthmouth

Besides giraffes, I can't really tell what they could be transporting in here that would require such a terrible mod. Long couches? Ladders? The shame of doing this to a vehicle?

"My uncle's house got a bathroom without a door, literally the first thing you see when you enter the house."

Reddit | muurilin

No door, glass walls, and the gap at the top so every sound and smell wafts through the house? I think we'll be hosting holiday dinners from now on.

"Is this baby scale for babies, food, or am I to eat the baby?"

Reddit | rhanster_wright

I'm not sure. It says "Eat Smart" but babies are notoriously dumb, so I think it's telling you to eat professors and doctors.

"For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom's house into a naughty pose. She always puts them back. Neither of us have ever said a word to the other about it."

Reddit | the_chosen_ginger

And for 17 years, every time she sees them change, her disappointment grows a little bit more.

"I'll...use the other door."

Reddit | Tidiahn

You may say "just follow the colors," to which I argue, I've seen dumber sign designs before so this could be saying anything.

"Maybe I should call Pizza Hut and get them fired..."

Reddit | Sotigoz

I mean, I think that anyone who writes something so daft in the instructions deserves this sort of thing!

Keeping Spice In Their Trunk For A Very Specific Reason...

Reddit | Lucas111620

They explained, "I keep a little bottle of spice in the trunk of my car in the event someone asks why it's there and I can reply with 'So I can spice things up!'... It's been 2 years."