It is important to read into situations a lot of the time, as people or situations can often have much more subtle meanings than just the obvious ones!
However, sometimes situations can just be hilariously obvious, as these 17+ moments that made us go "are you trying to tell me something?" attest to!
He's learning fast and is clearly taking after his father! I quite admire this kid's ingenuity, however I doubt that it worked!
"But, Dave, it says that it's only blood and urine kept in here?"
"That's a risk I'm willing to take, son. Hand me the crowbar... Nope, it's just blood and urine."
I think that, what they're secretly trying to tell you is that they are in need of medical attention for their bowel troubles.
Something tells me that your grandfather may want another box of sweets! I don't know how I know, sometimes I can just read people's subtle cues. It's a gift.
It may as well just say in a nefarious voice, "Go on, give me your pin number. I won't tell anyone else, I promise!"
I don't think that the phrase "meat service" should ever be used really... There is something inherently creepy about it!
I know that a lot of bosses can be guilty of treating their employees like children, but this is just ridiculous!
Looks like your dog might not be a fan of the snow. My dog is very much the same. He likes to be carried through the snow though.
Either way, there should be no geese in that area, and that is a damn good thing! Geese are inherently evil things!
"So, what's your story, Mr. Goat? I bet it's really interesting!"
*Frantic yelling and screaming
"...fascinating."
I mean, if you're likely to be attacked by a leopard, then there is very little that a warning sign would say except, "RUN AWAY!"
However, now that I think of it, why isn't there a chicken-flavored cereal? Probably because it would be disgusting... But still, they made Sour Patch Kids cereal so you never know.
So...is it actually watermelon, or is it "watermelon," whatever that is...?
You know that he'll have at least one unique piece of armor or weaponry that you can't get anywhere else in the game!
I'd like to write something here about how we're not stubborn at all, but I don't want to now... Let's just move on.
It's easy to forget how much our coats can miss us when we're out at work, or when summer rolls around.
It's good that they don't really keep it locked as how else would the swim team get out?
Yeah, I think that you might be right. There is definitely a hint of grin about this cat's little face!
You know that you're in dire straights when you're finding messages in bathroom products. Also, you know you need help when you're making jokes this bad.
You cannot expect a duck to not be rebellious! They're one of nature's most experienced rapscallions!
This is clearly from the Patrick Bateman range. It works particularly effectively when listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
Wow, the guy writing these fortunes cookies needs to seriously chill out. Don't be such a weirdo, man!
Someone did point out that they actually never claimed to be able to write it, only speak it! So, it might still be right...unlikely though.
Now, that is a sign that I can immediately get on board with. It sounds incredibly cathartic!
I think this bird is quite clearly trying to tell you that you definitely do not have its permission to use its image!
"I was not consulted on this decision, Sandra."
"But, isn't he cute, don't you like him?"
"Just would have been nice to be consulted."
Whatever you do, don't lye. It is incredibly dangerous stuff and can burn your skin!
Where is good old Portobello now, huh? I heard he went to law school. Is he keeping his grades up?
Hey, look, I just haven't gone out in a while, okay? And who am I to deny a spider whatever home he chooses?
I think this is more some employee passing judgment than anything else. "Oh, no lettuce? There's one actually healthy thing about these tacos and you want it gone? Alright, whatever you say, I guess."
So I'm in front of both elevators at once, which are incredibly far apart for some reason, and one of them is in two of the rooms? Alright, I think I've got it.
No one show this to my parents. I don't want them thinking of all the other things they could have had if I hadn't gone to college.
I feel like I'm one of the few who would seriously rep for cauliflower. It's really good! Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely go for cookies before it, but it's still good!
I'm sure we've all wondered where the fire actually goes when firefighters contain it, and the truth is they keep it and give it back to rude "customers" who don't appreciate them enough.
I don't think my self-esteem would ever recover. Abandon all hope ye who step here, thy will shall be broken and to ice cream tubs you shall take refuge.
The wig looks very pretty, but judging by this man's expression I don't think it's very comfortable or soft.
I have been wanting a new tattoo lately, but I haven't been able to decide on what... And if this is what that shop specializes in, then maybe this is a sign. I have an appointment to make.
It's not like you can forget it if you wanted to since it'll be hanging over your head for the rest of your life. But...degrees, right?
This really does look like a divine intervention moment. "They say what you need most will reveal itself to you when the time is right."
You might want to check that candle, actually. Could be made from beeswax, which I'm pretty sure isn't vegan.
If I ever ask for nutritional info it's so I can pretend to ponder it before making the decision that "yeah, I deserve a treat," but I can't do that here. I'm just supposed to have to eat this ice cream with all my guilt intact? If that's what it takes...
For $1.98 that's an amazing deal. Most invisible cord on the market is still a little visible for nearly twice the price!
"So, is coconut water normally harmful?"
"Not really, no."
"Then why specify that this one is harmless?"
"...no reason."
I don't think I'd be able to bring that up. I mean, how do you even do that, just nod at it and raise your eyebrows?
Which of these items was your favorite one? Let me know in the comments below! I think mine has to be the rebellious duck!
