A break-up is never easy, whether it's a casual relationship of a few weeks or a long-term marriage with children in the picture. Every story is difficult and upsetting in its own way.
And sometimes, the key to surviving the process with your sanity intact is to lean into the humor of the whole situation.
I'm imagining that crispness of copy paper still slightly warm from the printer, the plastic whiff of a cheap ballpoint pen, and the salty scent of your ex's tears.
Admittedly, I don't think I could ever be this petty, but I'm not going to judge too hard considering how much I laughed.
Regardless of gender or marital status, if a relationship isn't an equal partnership, then it's doomed for failure.
