The phrase "The truth hurts" exists for a reason. A lot of the time, what is true is often not what people want to hear. For instance, I didn't want to acknowledge that the truth that Lana Del Rey will never knock at my door holding a large pepperoni pizza and confess her undying love for me, and nor will I age like a fine wine like Peter Capaldi.
And, in the spirit of these kinds of brutal realities, here are some hilarious quotes that are painfully true. Get ready for some truth nuggets right in the face!