If you're reading this right now, it's probably because you know the big booty struggle all too well. People with flatter bottoms just don't understand the day-to-day problems that you have to put up with, but we totally do.
Don't worry, we're here for you and your big booty.
It's always going to be much shorter in the back and basically has you looking like you're ready to go to the club, even though you're just trying to spend Sunday with Grandma.
Low-rise jeans are literally your worst enemy. You're constantly pulling them up, and even then you barely have coverage.
I'm not going to lie, I've literally had to sew three different pairs of jeans that have betrayed me like this.
It's always a risky game to play when you go out in public wearing some pretty worn-out denim.
You know when they do the thing? I hate it so much, but there's literally nothing you can do about it but suffer.
Like, hi, sorry, I'm just trying to look respectable, thanks. It's not fair.
You find you're constantly pulling those up every other minute. Honestly, you can't win.
You didn't really want anyone to see what underwear you had on today, but okay.
Wearing something with a busy design like that is basically a big flashing sign on your butt saying, "Hey! Look at me and my butt!"
You just know that people are staring at you. I mean, maybe they're not, but it sure feels like it.
Have you seen how small they make those seats these days? I mean, honestly, I don't understand how anyone could think it's a comfortable experience.
As if you're not already self-conscious enough. You don't need people shouting at you on the street. #ByeFelicia.
Sometimes you wonder what it would look like if you actually went to the gym and did some squats. But then you remember that you hate exercising, so no.
Your mirror selfies look a lot less glamorous, but you know what? Just go ahead and work it anyway. You do you.
Mostly because everybody runs over to you, telling you this is "your song" so you've got no choice but to embrace it.
Again, just work it.
Watching where you're going is hard when your bottom has a mind of its own.
Likely it's those tiny waterslides that are actually made for children. You wanted to relive your childhood again and regretted that decision the moment you found yourself helplessly wedged in.
Well, the people that don't know you for your awesome personality and amazing sense of humor, of course. We know that there's more to you than a little bit of junk in the trunk, don't worry.
No seriously, be proud of it.
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