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Costco Is Selling A Massive Red Velvet Bar Cake Stuffed With Cream Cheese Mousse And Brownie Chunks

I don't know about you, but when cakey baked goods are put in front of me, I cannot be stopped. I'm like a baked goods bulldozer just waiting to destroy it all, and I WILL.

So you can imagine how I felt when I saw Costco's massive red velvet bar cake on Instagram.

When I see this, I picture myself plopped on my couch, watching 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina," and happily chomping on this with a fork.

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This may be 2 whole pounds, but it's MY 2 whole pounds.

This is the one time where living on your own is useful — you don't have to worry about sharing!

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The bar's main components include two layers of luscious red velvet cake sandwiching a happy medley of cream cheese mousse and brownie chunks.

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It's then decorated with cream cheese icing, some chocolate chips, and chocolate hearts.

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I mean, just take a look at it.

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Look this right in the face and tell me this isn't how you want to spend your Friday night.

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Like most things at Costco, you should call ahead and see if your local store has it so that you don't get mad at me. I will not be able to emotionally handle that.

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But if your store does have it, you can find it for $15.99.

An investment worth making.

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