Generally, I think it's good to try to live life without regrets. That's not to say we shouldn't take chances or that we shouldn't try new things, but that there's a difference between learning a lesson and regretting an action in the first place.
The following people all seem to be in the latter category, working through some kind of regret or another.
Maybe running on gravel wasn't the best idea. Or maybe the big mistake was buying a brand new pair of Nike PebbleCollector 5000s. Who's to say where this one really went wrong?
I'm a grown adult with a job and everything, and there's no way that I would rip up any amount of money handed to me. I've got bills to pay!
All the rest of those seem like legitimate concerns. Well, most of them. I've got to imagine that most of the people searching "I accidentally ate gluten" don't actually have gluten problems, though.
My college had a huge hill on campus, and all I can think about is how many limbs would have been broken if these chair had existed at my school.
I mean, it's almost worth it to not have to clean up afterwards, but still.
In case you can't tell (I sure couldn't), this is a Bloody Mary, served in a bag, closed off with a clothespin, delivered in a fry basket.
This is not what I want to see when I open sesame...cookies. But seriously, no one's going to be mad if the package looks smaller. This is the kind of shenanigan that make people never want to buy your product again.
I guess the lesson we've learned here is don't steal boat fuel?
This is why I always read books twice. Once with an Australian accent and a second time reading it like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
I'm going to guess that this slide gets used a total of once before the whole playground gets shut down and somebody ends up going to jail.
Can't afford the rims you want? A little bit of white paint should take care of that problem for you. Or, if you're really scrimping, just steal some liquid paper from work.
Uh-oh. I just realized that I said that this article was "people who owned their regrets," but this one is a cat. I guess this'll have to be my regret.
I'm not gonna lie, though, I was holding my breath for awhile to see if that dog got out okay.
Wouldn't it be great if you could do this in real life? Just redact dumb stuff you say and censor it after the fact?
I've personally never thought that a cake shaped like a toilet would be something to celebrate before, but here we are.
And hey, aren't we all just trying to stand out from the crowd?
