Amidst the chaos of impeachment hearings, the ever-revolving door that is the White House (let's not mistake that for evolving, just to clarify) is pulling out its very best distraction tactics. Kind of like when you're at a store and they're like, "Why did you steal that pack of gum?" and you're like, "That's really great but have you seen how sunny it is out today? Damn, what a sunny sun we have."