Kate Beckinsale recently joked about her "bleak" and "meaty" first kiss on The Late Late Show With James Corden.
Well, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say...
Kate Beckinsale recently joked about her "bleak" and "meaty" first kiss on The Late Late Show With James Corden.
Well, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say...
To be fair, everybody's first kiss was a little strange.
But this one is really out there...
I mean, the stuff she has been saying in interviews these days has been so left-field — so unexpected. I hardly know what to make of it all.
No joke.
She was really committed to convincing us all that she and Ryan Reynolds look the exact same.
"Sometimes I'll see a bus going by with a poster on it, I think, 'damn, I look hot — oh wait, it's not me, it's — also I never did that movie,'" she joked.
While they don't look as much alike as Kate let on, there are some clear similarities. I'd say they could be distantly related, at most.
"Have you ever worked with him?," Jimmy asked.
"No," Kate quickly responded. "I can't be in the same room as him. One of us would, I think, explode."
And now she's back at it again on another late-night talk show, this time sharing details about her rather disturbing first kiss.
She explained that she was a bit of a "late bloomer" and had only kissed the boy in the first place because all of her other friends had already had their first kisses.
Very 13 Going On 30 vibes.
"I was at a party, and the person who wanted to kiss me was American — of course."
This will all make sense in a moment, I swear.
Brace yourselves. It's gross.
I think you see where this is going...
“But what I didn’t realize was that there is all that wet activity inside the other person’s mouth," she explained.
“So, I called my mom, I said, ‘I need to go home now, I’ve had a horrible experience with some meat,'" she added.
She literally got somebody's "meaty" backwash into her mouth the first time she tried to kiss somebody.
That is horrifying.
Is this the most scarring first kiss story you've ever heard? 'Cause same.