Being broke isn't a state of emergency, it's a state of mind. I know what all you one-percenters are thinking — "You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, idiot" — but I would respectfully disagree. You think I'm broke because I don't make any money? Well, you're right. But you think that I don't know how to manage the little money I DO have? You're also right.
Look, I don't know where I was going with this, but here are some broken pics for broke people that they'll totally relate to. Also, can I borrow $20?