Sometimes, all you can do to comfort yourself about a crap situation is to tell yourself that things are fine. But just between us friends, we know that things, actually, aren't all that fine at all, are they?
It's okay, I get it.
How do I know? Because I put all these pictures together of other people having some equally unfine times.
Like, there are worse things than ending up with a Coke and a water. Like, for instance, drinking coconut water. Because who needs that kind of disappointing taste in their lives?
Wait, no, that's not irony. That's just an unfortunate coincidence. And yes, I am willing to fight people about the difference between those two words. Come at me.
On the other hand, this is making me really want to start using "Bump Speep" as a regular phrase in my vocabulary. I'm not sure what exactly it'll mean, but watch out for it.
Just to be totally clear, I'm joking, and I would never advocate for you to drink water that looks like this. Like, seriously, please don't. I can't afford to get sued over this.
Ohhhhh, there's clearly been a misunderstanding. You wanted "construction" equipment and we brought the "destruction" equipment. It's a fairly common mistake. Don't worry about it.
But who doesn't appreciate a good design fail? I'd like to thank this kid for his noble sacrifice for our entertainment.
It's going to take forever to get those jacks to go high enough to actually lift that car.
Oh, no, I just realized it's right in the middle of the intersection, too. I'm guessing this woman is going to be haunted by car horns for the foreseeable future. According to some legends, she's still there now.
I'm guessing that this is just at a training session, but I can't shake the feeling that there's some rogue arsonist firefighter out there who's trying to ensure he's got job security.
I'm alwaysparanoid whenever a truck makes a turn near me, and now I've got a gif to go along with those fears.
I mean, clearly, I'm looking at Tooly, I am King. The thing is, I don't understand what that means, like, at all. At least when he was SpongeBob SquarePants, the words themselves added up to a decent understanding of the thing.
Well, this is sure an aesthetic. I'm not exactly sure what that aesthetic is supposed to be or represent, but now it's here, and we've got to address it.
I'm pretty dedicated to my job, but I think I'd draw the line at property damage. Then again, if my editor asked me to break a window, I'd probably do it without thinking.
If you every have a kid that refuses to wear a cup playing sports, show them this one after being hit by a hockey puck.
Imagine spending six hours smelling this roast as is cooked only to slice it open and find a pus-filled abscess.
This is also my excuse for why I don't go to the gym. I find my own sweat gross and would prefer not to share in others.
And if you ever date a person with a toothbrush like this, consider it a red flag for their general hygiene habits.
I know that tires are expensive and I'll put off replacing them as long as I can, but this is where I draw the line!
There's no snow anywhere else in the photo!
Also, don't take a photo like this while you're driving.
According to the comments on this photo, this is apparently an art student and those are fake plastic spines.
So it's....art.
I don't even know what to make of the results. It's just black goo.
On a positive note, the bear is the right colors to make for good camouflage in all that sand.
I hope you didn't like your home too much, because you're going to have to burn it all down now.
We're an untapped market, so I'm glad to see someone actually taking the time to address my particular interests and feelings.
Just in case it isn't clear, men, there is no ranking system in the world where you end up above Jason Momoa. Sorry about it.
Ever started writing something on Bristol board in block letters and then realized that you didn't have enough space, so you had to make the rest of the letter a looooot smaller?
