14+ Pics That Will Change Your Life Forever — Probably

I'm really hoping that you caught the exaggeration in that title, because really, this is just a bunch of neat and funny pictures. I'm not about to take responsibility for actually improving your life. Unless you consider a couple minutes of amusement an improvement. In which case, I'm happy to take on that burden for you.

1. I hope to someday do something in my life with as much confidence as this person asking for a free car.

Reddit | helpful-loner

Let that sink in. A free car. Maybe that's what us millennials should be doing. If we can't afford something, we should just ask for it for free. I'd like a house, no student debt, and some self-esteem, please, free of charge.

2. I mean, we've all been there, right?

Reddit | jorsully

And by that I mean, what in the world is happening here? I'd like to give this review one star. I'd also like to read this person's other three reviews to see if they make any more sense.

3. I'm very curious about what was supposed to be happening here.

Reddit | majorinbirdlaw

It looks like someone sitting on a rocking chair, looking like they're about ready to just give up forever. Which honestly isn't really the vibe we're going for when we talk about accessibility.

4. Bet you've never seen this before.

Reddit | salamieggsnbacon

This fly got its head stuck in a screen door! And sure, it may seem cruel to take a picture instead of helping the little dude out, but I'm certainly not trained in insect-based first aid. Are you?

5. Hold on, what?

Reddit | SimpletonSteve

Why does Billy Corgan have a dog body? And why is he trying to sell me a condo on a submarine? Who thought that any of this was a good idea?

6. Finally, we've got a use for all of those single socks that have lost their match.

Reddit | drqxx

See, folks, you just need to think a little outside the box and forget everything you thought you knew about fashion.

7. Why is this not standard on every car?

You hear me, people? If my free car doesn't have oscillating air conditioning, don't even bother calling me. I deserve the best.

8. I need this kind of positivity in my life.

Reddit | Rubyscarfell

I also need to eat more fruits and vegetables. So now I'm at a bit of an impasse. Do I eat the berry, or do I treasure it forever? Life's full of hard choices.

9. See? These people get it.

Reddit | Reddit

And — once again, and I cannot make this clear enough — if my free car doesn't have oscillating domesticated wind in it, you can keep it.

Side note, Oscillating Domesticated Wind is my new band name. Trademarked.

10. The person who posted this said that their dog was still learning how to climb stairs.

But I'd say they already knocked it out of the park. You do you forever, puppy, and never change.

11. Why didn't I know that this was an option before?

Reddit | Apocalypse_Wanderer

It's a microwave with a drawer! Granted, I bet it's a total disaster if you ever spill something into the back there...and I'll probably do that at least once a day. Okay, maybe there's a reason these aren't standard.

12. If I've learned anything from video games, it's that I should absolutely eat this leaf.

Reddit | MathiasKK

Either that or I should work on my alchemy skills for awhile and then eat this leaf. Either way, Imma eat this leaf.

13. Canada's getting ready to legalize the devil's lettuce, and apparently our chocolate bars are ready for it.

Imgur | WullieBlake

Because if there's anything Canadians need, it's to chill out and stop being so high-strung all the time.

14. I can only imagine that this is the purpose of this thing, but it sure does look like it sucks.

But as long as it's happening to some kid, and not to me, then I'm okay with it.

15. This is the kind of sequel that I am ready for.

Imgur | Wanderer6236

I'd also really like some other sequels, if you don't mind? Particularly, I want song sequels like "Summer Boys II" by LFO, and if Lou Bega could get around to releasing "Mambo No. 6," that'd be great.

16. Oh, wow. This really worked.

Imgur | Wanderer6236

There's also one of a sliced banana that's floating with all the pieces separating from each other. What did we ever do for fun before Google?

17. I hope to some day have someone care about me as much as this hotel cares about its clients.

Imgur | cattybig

I appreciate that we're all just accepting Point Break as a "classic" without questioning it.

18. I have never felt disappointment like this before.

Imgur | whoatemytoast

Is that not the solution to Jurassic Park's constant problems? Still do the dinosaur thing, but just make them all super tiny?

19. This, my friends, is a real game changer. 

Imgur | yolobathsalts

This whole time, you've been reaching back into the bag to pick up your taco. Or maybe you've even been putting it on your lap. Well, no longer!

20. I get the feeling that this dog ends up being the most photogenic thing in most photos it's in.

Imgur | AlpacaWarrior

Heck, it's the most photogenic thing in pictures it wasn't even there for.

21. I've seen a lot of lifehacks in my life, but this backup plan for when you run out of scissors is just about the best one ever.

Unfortunately, I'm left-handed, so most turtles don't actually work properly for me. I have to buy the special green ones.

22. I was today years old when I realized what was wrong with the Candyland box.

Me.me | Me.me

Seriously, how did I never notice this before? Now I'm mad. It may seem like an unreasonable reaction, but here we are.

23. Well, if I don't end up eating that heart-shaped strawberry, I can always just cut myself a slice off of this gummy madness.

Reddit | Squid344

I kind of want to just eat the whole thing and see if I get superpowers, to be totally honest with you.

24. I think that pretty much any girlfriend will understand a guy scoping out an ice cream cone.

Twitter | @pjmboothang

Gawking at ice cream is just kind of a universal truth. It's like how you're allowed to stare at and openly fantasize about Michael B. Jordan and no one can get mad.

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