The world is full of so many fake things...I'm just kidding. I'm not going to get all #RealTalk on you. I'm just here to help guide you into pages of giggle-worthy photos that will make your day that much better.
The world is full of so many fake things...I'm just kidding. I'm not going to get all #RealTalk on you. I'm just here to help guide you into pages of giggle-worthy photos that will make your day that much better.
You know she had the best intentions and just really liked the photos that you were throwing out into the Facebook world. Yes, she could share them with a click of a button, but that wouldn't be as precious.
I have done my fair share of Instagram stories in public, and I will never not be embarrassed by them. So you should be too.
Or does he ever play a role that isn't the action guy in a movie about the world ending that involves giant animals? DOESN'T MATTER, I LOVE HIM.
Besides fishing stores, he also likes buying pizza — a lot. But now he knows to use cash so my mom can't find out. If this existed, he would be safe everywhere!
So you just have to fit in where you can. And the sign does say that it's reserved for green cars, so they're not totally wrong.
Famous or not, you should not be paying for things like this...unless it's a joke.
What looks like a cute coat could turn into a giant, green marshmallow real quick. Beware.
Like, you want what is in the picture, but not EXACTLY what is in the picture. No, that just won't do.
Idea: If you are going to steal something, have the entire thing planned out. That way, you don't have to ask for help to pull off your crime.
This truly seems like the ideal birthday party. I'd love to hang out with a few other versions of myself, tbh.
I wish I had something clever for my wifi name. It's just called VERIZON because I'm not very good at thinking on the spot.
Okay, a delayed apology is still an apology...and tastes just as sweet when it's a giant cookie cake thing.
Who needs a best before date anyway? Add a little adventure into your meal! Risk being sick! It's all in the fun!
Motivational shirts are cool and all, but I'd rather just keep it real. And by real, I mean keeping expectations for myself really low.
Nah? Okay, well, he should at least get these bags fo' free 'cause that's his face, and I refuse to believe anything else.
Okay, yes, I want cute notes. But damn, this is so much more hilarious. I wanted to know what love is, and clearly, it is fart notes.
Because no one leaves baby out in the rain.
You just know a child is going to read this, and that's how they suddenly get a phobia of pop-up books.
You'll always be running around, trying to stop them from licking random things, but that's fine.
Get you a girl who can do both. That's what we say about this comparison, right?
Whether it's me, the queen, or Jesus...it does not matter. It is law.
I totally get "Don't feed the animals" signs because we like to share our human food a little too much, but what even are psychoactive substances?
And that's the best line to walk with costumes. Please note the sound effects machine — so key.
And with the most casual of hair flips to boot. I wish I was as flexible as this illusion.