Stepdad Live-Tweets Stepson's Loud Efforts To Sneak A Girl In And Out Of The House

Twitter user Tricky-D heard a girl in his stepson's bedroom, which is right above his. He heard them throughout the night and by 10 a.m. the next morning she still hadn't left. How would his stepson get her out without his mom finding out? Stepdad decided to tweet the whole ordeal.

A half-hour later, the girl was still in the bedroom. His wife was so busy cleaning that she hadn't noticed the clues, like a mysterious pair of white shoes by the front door.

Here are said shoes. As you can see, those white kicks definitely stand out from the rest of the shoes in the house.

Now an hour into the ordeal, Tricky-D snaps a pic of his wife to show how intensely she is cleaning.

Apparently a bunch of people on Twitter were asking him why he wasn't helping his stepson sneak the girl out of his house, to which this dad had a perfect reply.

Incredibly, over 300,000 people voted in this poll, with the large majority of them wanting the son to get away with it and not have the mom find out.

His stepson knows his mom's Saturday routine, so it's likely that he is keeping the girl in his room until his mom goes to take a nap. Good strategy.

The pressure of going viral started to get to him, so he dropped a hilariously specific analogy about the hype.

Finally she had to pee so bad that she came downstairs and risked being busted.

It's now 2:13 in the afternoon and the son has made the bold decision to go her her shoes so she can make a run for the exit.

They finally waited it out long enough that they got the window they needed to escape.

And about three hours later, they made it out without mom ever finding out. Well done, young lovers.

Tricky-D and son shared a special joke during the whole affair. The dad even went so far as to offer up a bet as to which door she would escape from.

"Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink

"And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing," Tricky-D wrote.

Tricky-D also weighed in to explain why he wasn't helping his wife with the cleaning -- because he's the one who cooks. Those look like delicious sandwiches.