The difference between him and me is that I'm not gonna be crying — very much. Also, I'm broke af.
Well, it's still early, but I'm so done with this week. At least you'll know this pic dump comes from a place of honesty and reality, but you'll have to pardon me if things get a bit brash.
But, if you're feelin' like this and you're just so over everything, I think you'll pick up what I'm throwin' down.
The difference between him and me is that I'm not gonna be crying — very much. Also, I'm broke af.
If you're like this, you probably know that one of the best feelings in the world is canceling plans.
If I had a dime for every time this situation happened in my life, I'd be as rich as Drake.
The fact that pizza exists is usually enough to make things better. Well, bearable, at the very least.
When I'm sitting like that, people always ask me if I'm okay. Like, yeah this is how I chill!
Look at what a wreck this guy used to be!
It's always good to find people with the same interests as you. Especially if those interests largely revolve around absolutely nothing.
Just looking at this mess makes me feel like I can taste it. Tastes like processed dog turds.
Of course we're gonna judge people and situations! We're freakin' humans, get over it.
Like, just because you like someone, it doesn't mean you're ready to, like, you know, like-like them. I just like this reaction.
My man Steve here has the right idea!
Honestly, look at that freaking face! Pizza and puppies — I'm tellin' ya.